Malena

We Love You Ms. Etta James! R.I.P.

2012-01-20T20:22:00.000-08:00

Years ago, Miles gave me a boxed set of Etta James. Within seconds I was hooked. She was raw, tough and sexy. I looked up old videos of her and was proud that she just sannnngggg! She didn't have to do much else. Her dress sizes varied throughout her life, and it was obvious she had the confidence not to care what she looked like but how she sounded. Ms. Etta James, Bette Midler, Eva Cassidy and Bonnie Raitt are my idols. When I sing, I try to be like them. Of all my idols, Ms. Etta was the wild one. She spoke her mind, regardless of the consequences. When Obama asked Beyonce to sing "At Last" I was offended. Ms. Etta was alive and well, and very able to sing her own damn song. Of course, she lashed back at the media.(A sassy attitude
which I adore!)

Now, with my House of Blues show coming up, my producer wanted me to sing one of her songs, as a tribute to my Queen. Little did he know, the song was already on the top of my list.The only thing in question is how many Etta James songs I would sing, not if I would sing one!

Watch this clip of her. See how she sings, what she was wearing and how she moved. That cute little body, those cat eyes and that raspy voice! Oh Lord!

Still today, there is no one like her. Everyone including me has succumbed to the pressure of being sexy. I think Etta taught us to SING and everything else would fall into place with or without the sexy outfits! When I found out the news I got a little teary. I knew she wouldn't live forever but boy did I want her too.

At Last, she is with her maker. We thank God for Etta James. She makes girls everywhere have the faith to hit those notes with attitude. I love her and she will be greatly missed.

Pizzazzz and Stage presence

2012-01-09T18:07:00.000-08:00

Last night we went to the W to meet with the band I'm singing with next Sunday. They had an incredibly entertaining singer, Brenna Whitaker. The event was hosted by Alex Quin.
She was hilarious and cute. She could really sing too. Little Joe Jonas was there. It was funny to see women my age wanting to talk to him. I'll never understand the cougar thing. lol!

We had a fantastic time and I look forward to sitting in next week to sing a few songs. All this is to prepare for the big day at The House of Blues on January 31st. (Read the review and buy tickets here) I've chosen some sexy sassy songs that have forced me to get dancing again.

Being a classically trained Opera singer is good and bad. Once you've mastered Opera, you can sing anything because it's the hardest. But as an Opera singer, you are trained to be very composed. It will be refreshing to really shake it at the HOB.

I used to dance like crazy in high school and college. The burlesque dancers last night made me say to myself, "Hmmm. I can move like that! I need to get back into dance!" It is refreshing to get out of my skin a little. I always reign it in because my voice (and personality) are HUGE. Last night showed me in many places, that is encouraged. You gotta love Hollywood for that. On that note, I'm off to work on designing a red fringe dress...since the girls fringe bikini's probably would be a bit much for my busty bod. hahaa
See you there.

I can finally post all the photos I've accumulated! That is a full time job! I do 20k+ photos a year, so I'm always behind in posting them. My webmaster extraordinaire Steve Kennedy has been a life saver in so many ways. He does so much for me on and off the web. THANK YOU!!! Look for many new photos and clips. I have some great projects coming up!

Love and Laughter,
Malena

I'm singing @ The House of Blues!

2012-01-08T00:49:00.000-08:00

It has always been a dream of mine to play at The House of Blues in LA. My idols are Bonnie Raitt, Sarah Vaugan, Ella Fitzgerald, Etta James and of course Melissa Etheridge! I'm working on my song list and so far I have some really fun sassy songs. I finally get to sing MY kind of music, Jazz Standards of the 40's! I sing January 31st @ 9pm. Details can be found at:

INFO

Tickets are only $15 in advance and $20 at the door. The link has a BUY button so you can easily purchase them online. (Lindsay, I know you are coming! Roberto, my designer love, you too! I could use your fashion expertise on my dress)Seating is limited so buy your tickets now! They will be filming me in HD for the video and doing an interview. I'd love to share this special night with you!

Looking back, I must say I learned so much from Lorraine Garland. She was fearless on stage. She was inspiring and I was always in awe of her ability to make friends with the crowd. If I do half as well as she does every week, I'll bring down the house! I am so thankful I was friends with her. She taught me so much. www.fabulouslorraine.com I remember we did a show back in 2005. It was a big audience. I had the flu, but the stage fright was worse. I marveled at how at ease with herself she was. She saved the show with her wit. I credit her for teaching me to overcome my stage fright. I can sing all day, but hamming it up with the crowd was taught to me by Lorraine.

The night of the 31st will be a blast because we get to dress up in vintage clothes! Think Vegas...zoot suits, flapper dresses, hats and feathers. Boardwalk Empire meets Mad Men for all you Hollywood creatures. Yeah yeah, I'll leave my deringer at home, but I do expect my buddies to come looking like the old rat pack.

I'll post more about it as the event gets closer. Thank you for keeping in touch. I love you all dearly!

Malena

What you can learn from an italian waitress

2012-01-03T23:14:00.000-08:00

When Bruce and I went to Roma, we ate at a local restaurant off the tourist track. We wanted the real Italy, not a shishi tourist trap. The restaurant was great but I'll NEVER forget our waitress. I loved how sassy she was. She wasn't gorgeous or sexy LOOKING, but her personality was on fire! You couldn't help but watch her and love her. The old heavy set cook called out, "Barbaraaa!" And she would spout off something in Italian which obviously meant "chill out I'll get there when I get there" She bustled around ordering the boys around like they were all her children. She asked why I wasn't eating much, and how I needed something special. She returned with a huge bottle of home made Limoncello! "Drink drink!" She ordered. (I am a cheap date. I can't drink much without getting drunk AND sick.) But I had a two shots with her which tasted amazing. I silently laughed as every man in the place was obviously in love with her. They watched her every move. The old british women sitting next to us were offended by her "loud rough demenor". NOTE: Women either love or hate MORE confident women...always!
I chose to learn from this Italian dynamo!

A few days ago a dear friend told me how I need to focus on my talents and personality to get acting and singing gigs. He said how we Angelenos only focus on weight and looks and forget what's really important...talent. It was then I remembered Barrrbaara. It was obvious by how she walked and behaved it never occurred to her that she wasn't amazing. She wasn't rich or gorgeous. She was simply HER and that was enough to celebrate.

Reality checks are needed when living in tinseltown. Sometimes getting knocked off your career rocker isn't a bad thing. I was working with a comedian the other day and he reminded me how being humbled opens new doors and brings a new outlook. After years of being super concerned about my appearance, I'm actually happy just the way I am. It took 29 years, but better late than never. I look at myself in the mirror and instead of hating what I see, I see the story of my life. The scars are little presents left behind by monumental events I'm proud to have lived through. We are all human. It's not like I'm going to be naked on camera or sing in a g-string! That's not my style. They don't call me Zaftig Shaina Malena for nothing.

I'm taking the advice of an old master and use this time to focus on my talent. If I were friends with Barbara...If she lived in Hollwood, I'll bet she wouldn't care about her bad skin or a wrinkle here and there. From what I saw, nothing could stop her and no one would dare tell her no. We should all have that self esteem. Regardless of superficial crap like hair and the size of our chests, we all have great stories to tell, great lessons to teach and lives that could be lived more fully if we changed our focus from outer beauty to inner strength. There is always something to celebrate. Life is worth celebrating and simply being a woman is something to be proud of.

Love and lots of Italian attitude,

Malena

Self Esteem on a Hanger

2011-12-14T12:05:00.000-08:00

I went through my storage unit the other day, as I'm getting ready to sell things for my favorite charity, The Women's Shelter. As I looked through the many wardrobe boxes of clothes, I remembered how insecure I was, even wearing a size 4 in 2009. Now the thought of my self esteem on a hanger is silly to me. These last 2 years have changed me. I no longer worry what other people think. I'm happier than I've been in years, even though I've been fighting an extreme illness and I've gotten "chubby" as some idiots have called me.

At my darkest hour a few months ago, I had to ask myself if I wanted to let everyone's comments affect my self esteem. Beauty was inside, not just outside. Yes, my hair was falling out like crazy and my body was puffing up more by the day. I didn't feel too sexy as I fought for my life. To make things worse, the drugs I HAD to be on ruined my memory, my hair and my looks. I was trying to hard to keep my good spirits up. The only thing that seemed to go up was my weight. Now, I am finally getting better after years of fighting. I still have a long way to go, but I am actually thankful this happened to me and not some other woman. I always recover fast (self esteem wise) and I'm tough. I got to see who my real friends were and who dumped me. Who called after not seeing them for 10 years and who stopped calling, even though they knew I was deathy ill. Some people didn't believe me and chose to think stupid things. I learned I couldn't change what people thought. I could only change how I reacted to it.

Now I can just laugh when people say I'm fat and not let it affect my self esteem. I know everyone has their type and I am still beautiful even at a size 12 with MUCH less hair. I still get asked to sing and act and yes, even model! That shows me my personality IS good enough without wearing a 4! Yes, I will get back down to a size 8 again, which is perfect for me at 6 feet...but in the mean time, I think it is super important to love the skin I'm in RIGHT NOW! Learn to love your body and your life and your outlook will change...no one else's opinion matters.

Love to you all!

Malena

A season of giving

2011-12-02T03:15:00.000-08:00

The Holidays are for children and people I love. Family, friends and people in need. As the holidays grow closer, I am happy to say my shopping for my Mom, sisters and baby are done. After I get Bruce and my friends token gifts, I can focus on The Women's Shelter and Toys for Tots. After a while, you realize you can only have so many shoes, etc. Since my husband works every Holiday, it gives me a great opportunity to serve my fellow Americans.

I am excited about Volunteering. I LOVE buying for other people. Yes, I like my sparklies and my vintage clothes, but as I see people in true poverty, I say to myself "I really don't need to buy more jewelry. I need to donate my things and my time to helping others." I love seeing a child's face light up after getting them a gift, or a fellow Mother hugging me for paying one of her bills. I wish I was wealthier so I could give more, but as my friend Ms. James says, "if you don't have the money, invest your time!" So, if anyone (Nick Emilio Santiago, Richard Stellar, Terry Buchanan, and Dick Macdonald, and of course David Kelley) has any ideas where my love and support are needed, let me know.

I am really tired of the trend of spending loads of money on ourselves when so many people struggle right now. Enough with the Jimmy Choo and Manolo shoes already! You are just buying the name. There are good qaulity shoes for a couple hundred, if you MUST splurge. FYI, the boots in the white sweater dress photo I recently posted, are from Alloy.com. They are faux leather and cost about $50! Everyone loves them and no one cares who the designer is!

I told my sisters we should keep our gifts under $20 this year (which is a big deal for 3 fashionistas), that way we can use our $ to extend the love.
I know I'm a bit of a hypocrit with my gift wish lists and love for sparkly jewels (real and faux) but I DO have my priorities straight. My baby, my family, the people in need, teachers and schools, and then me. I only dress up when I work, otherwise I shlep around Westwood and Beverly Hills looking so plain in my house dress people ask me if I'm a maid in our building. Hah. I always say thank you, knowing those jobs are damn hard. I deeply admire people who work waiting table, cleaning houses, landscaping...basically work you do with your hands.
Yes, I have to promote myself and be shi-shi fabulous, but the goal is to make enough to pass it on and make a real difference.

So, let's all buy less and give more this year with the purpose of giving a hand to those in need. I believe we should take care of our own first so we can be a real UNITED States. Our country first, then the rest of the world. We must adopt American babies, buy American...which means buying less, I understand. No one can compete with China (which worried me and it should worry you too!). We must hire Americans for all work! What little work we have needs to be given to residents first. My immigrant policy is simple...we allow everyone here to stay and not let anyone else in. (New Zealand has a fantastic immigrant policy, look it up. It's fair and doesn't create a separation with the people!) I will always be a proud American, regardless of how the world sees us. With my actions, I represent to foreigners "an American Woman" and you never know how deeply you can touch a person with just a smile and a non-judgemental attitude.

Everyone has a favorite charity. Mine is giving to the less fortunate. When I was little, we had many years of poverty. I know how much a gallon of milk meant to me! So let's all go out and make single Moms and children's holidays easier and more special instead of buying sooo much for our own families. Many americans are hurting and one by one we can all save "Christmas" this year!

Write me any suggestions you have! Happy Holidays.
I love you all!

Malena

Handmade Leather Jewelry

2011-11-08T20:06:00.000-08:00

I've found some really cool bracelets I thought you might like. There is one high end one in sterling silver that sells for $49.99. It's a "protection" bracelet, made by a sweet little pagan lady I know.

I am also carrying some cool club cuffs from $9.99 to $19.99.


	The corsets are going fast now. I sold two this week. The modelas I know are doing photo shoots this week, so I will get some great new pics of my lovely friends to put on the site.This is Miss Olivia in our short corset dress. Ohhh how I covet her legs.

And my little buddy Brian is rocking those size 32 pants!

So, I'll be here working on the computer and in the closet all week.
Love and leather,
Malena

(Yes, I'll be selling those boots and corset in my online store.) We gave the real Xena and Gabriella a run for their...age!

Halloween Fun

2011-11-01T13:35:00.000-07:00

I wasn't feeling the Halloween Spirit this year, but I couldn't let everyone go without me. There isn't anything fake eyelashes and Bobbi Brown concealer can't fix. Bruce bought me a batgirl mask and the rest I left up to my leather collection. (btw, I've got boxes of it that I'm inputting online every day now)

My friend Roberto's designer "pants" came in handy last night. They were see through mesh. Who knew Spandex mesh could make a girl look so, well...toned. I am now a HUGE fan. I'm going to the fabric district to see what I can design out of it. I haven't seen it down there, but I never looked either. West Hollywood is always a blast for Halloween. There are over 1 million people on ONE street in LA. Santa Monica Blvd. is packed. If you are claustrophobic, don't go. I'm not, but I'm also taller than the crowd.

I am such a huge fan of the rainbow community. Everyone has fun and is so accepting of all sexes, shapes and sizes. Thank god they help run Hollywood. It wouldn't be so amazing without them. And fashion would be dead as well, so CHEERS to my Fabulous DRAG QUEEN friends, Twinks and Leather Bears. They always shock me with their love for my large mammary glands. lol

You boys inspire me to go all out! We got up on stage and did the catwalk. Which was fun, if you don't mind getting roasted by the host. He was most interested in Batman that he was me, so it was even better! Next year I think I'll sing. I'll get my Halloween songs together and rock out.

I always hated being big until a few years ago...2009 literally is when it started! Over the last 3 years, I've surrounded myself with good people who have given me a whole new outlook on life. I always coveted the skinny girls wishing and hoping that my latest diet craze would pay off, thinking in my mind a size 8 wasn't good enough. (What BS! I needed my head examined)

Now, I realize (thanks to some very important people in my life. Mr. Kelly, thank you! I just wanted to shout out to my favorite writer/friend. He reminded me Hollywood is big enough for me and my body) I learned to strut my stuff and not worry if a little cellulite is showing or not. (Trust me, this is a huge breakthrough! I am so damn modest and shy inside. That religious upbringing doesn't go away even with the help of a corset) I learned no one is looking at your flaws but you, and some people even think what you consider flaws are SEXY to them! I am now living what I've learned. Practicing what I've preached about self esteem. I had a few down years and now I feel happier and better than ever. And NO, I don't need a breast reduction or more liposuction, (which always comes back anyway, btw..don't do it!) just a healthy lifestyle and a little workout at the gym for an hour 3 times a week.
I may never be a size 4 again, but I smile when I look in the mirror. God made me big and bodacious. I accept that and thank God and my friends who helped me embrace it this year.

Love you all!
Malena/Batgirl

...and my new Batman says Hello!

Finally!

2011-10-27T18:53:00.000-07:00

With the wedding over and life getting back to a blissful version of normal, I've finally started to update the Malena Collection. I'm getting rid of a lot of corsets, hats, etc. a large portion of the proceeds to go women's shelters. I have new items and clothes, jewelry, etc i've worn on shoots. Check it out. It's for a good MyStore cause and I'm adding to it daily.
www.malenacollection.com

Beauty inside and out

2011-09-21T18:28:00.000-07:00

Today I went to the makeup counter and was inspired by all the metallic colors and glittery glosses. Maybe I'm just super girly, but makeup can be so fun. It can give you so many different looks.

Everyone who knows me knows I love to do makeup for people. I love shocking people with their own beauty they didn't know was there. So many women like makeup, but haven't learned to properly apply it for their face shape. There is a gorgeous fashion model I have been promising and if she will let me, I'll post her photos. Would anyone be interested in a webcam class? I do makeup so often, I could show all of you who are far away how to look your best. hmm. Just an idea.

Remember, makeup is the icing on the cake. Your lovely spirit should show through because that is what is most beautiful.

Love and new PURPLE lipstick!
Malena
P.S.This blog was inspired by a beautiful email I received. Here is it:

Good Day, M'Lady!

It is not about being beautiful...

It is not about being ugly....

...or rich...

...or poor...

It is, in the end, about simply being, regardless of what others may demand.

You are still the one of the most alive people I've never met. A wonder of Light and Joy in a darkening world. Know that there are those who care as we should all care for one another: without reservation or expectation. Just because.

'While we live, it is the meaning of our lives to hope."--Stephen R. Donaldson.

Take Care, Lady M. Be Bright. Be Glorious. Just be.

Long Days and Pleasant Nights...
Todd Haney
Catawba, NC

Reality

2011-09-18T12:57:00.000-07:00

Sometimes being "the big sexy girl" is very hard. Well, not sometimes, always...for me anyway. I wasn't raised to say naughty words or talk about "bad" things in public. I had to learn to be sassy. LA has been good to me in some ways and terrible in others. IN THIS TOWN...
I learned people who say they are your friends usually aren't. There is always a hidden agenda. People love you when you can make them money and don't know you when you're sick or fat. Once in a while, you find a pure spirit but it's rare. Where I come from, it's the opposite. When you're doing great, you don't hear from anyone because no news is good news. When you're down, everyone comes to your aid. NOT so in Hollywood. There are good people here, but you can't just trust everyone on site, which is what I've done to my detriment. I AM thankful for my best friends who have seen me through a very rough few years. I've had some angels that have saved me many times. I don't mention names, but you know who you are.

My image has gone under reconstruction tooooo many times! ah! I really just want to be me. I don't want to be the sexpot diva anymore, which I was just typecast into due to my figure anyway. I'm actually a funny, dorky girl who is very modest and loves kids. I can't even undress in front of other models let alone on camera. (that religious upbringing doesn't go away) Sometimes suiting up in all my endorsed leather and spandex is just too much for me. (I live in a black Isabella Bird long dress at home) I wish people could see that my brain and my wit are bankable enough without the T & A.Yes, I can sashay around looking sexy, but I do have to try. Acting sexy doesn't come naturally to a girl like me. All that seductive behavior is learned. Just like my "radio voice" is put on. In real life I sound like a girl on the phone, not a hot dominant sexy woman.

I'm just tired of having to look sexy. I know I shouldn't be writing this in a public forum, but sometimes change has to come from the source first. There is no reason why I can't play normal roles. Thank GOD for Christina Hendricks. She is making way for us big curvy girls. My body doesn't match my face and my face doesn't match my personality.

I do have a big personality. I'm fun and silly and opinionated some rather extreme political views. I don't think people take me seriously anymore. I feel like I've become a cartoon of my image, not myself. How that happened, I don't know, but it did. I just can't help but wonder why being an amazing singer and actress isn't enough... without all the extra sexy nonsense.Why isn't my cute bare face that Kimberly Butler shot so well, enough? Most people say they like the no makeup look better anyway. hmmm. well, that's my "downtrodden hollywood rant" for the day. I bounce back fast, so I'll be okay. I just wonder sometimes...

Love to you all,
Malena

Success

2011-09-05T03:05:00.000-07:00

Success is not measured by how much money you make. Success in the eyes of God is measured by how you treat other people while you're here.
~that's a little quote my mother taught me. it's so true.

Genuine Article

2011-06-26T22:51:00.000-07:00

Here in LA, it's very hard to find genuine friends. Everyone loves you when you are on the way up, people come out of the woodwork you've never known and EVEN claim to have slept with you! But, when the jobs slow down, you gain weight or get sick...you find out who your friends are.

Real friends love you for who you are inside and what you contribute to the planet. They love your personality and your love for others. They don't notice how much money you have or what you are driving, just if you are happy.

I have a few good friends in LA. Very few and getting fewer. But there's nothing like a tragedy to show everyone's true colors. Instead of being angry that people aren't better friends, I am going to practice being a better friend to the real friends I have. to you I say,
Thank you for standing by me all these years. I love you and you are umbrella which I take cover under in the storm of life.
Love you all, my dear friends Sayde, Gayle, Nora, Laura, Kristina and Kristina V, Teresa, Steve O, Steve K, Steve A, , Kim, Apryl, Ann, Lourdes, Beth, Jacquie, Tamara, Jacqueline F, Tee, Carol, Gen, Cyan, Debbie, Nathalie, Syl, Mr. Lau, Jason and many other who wish to remain un-named.

Malena.

Onward and Upward

2011-06-19T15:36:00.000-07:00

As a little girl, I took dance and voice lessons. Then at 15, started Modeling. One of my first jobs was in Westwood. I won a beauty contest in Vegas and they wanted to take some photos of me in Malibu for Ujena. I took the $ and bought a fancy dress from BEBE on Westwood blvd.

Interesting that I now live in walking distance of the place I first modeled in LA.I didn't plan it. I've lived and worked in New York and Europe. LA is my home, always will be. I don't know why I love it so much, other than, you can dress any way you want and no one cares, you can be whoever you want and no one cares, you can sing, you can act, you can model. It's all here. FOX is right down the street from me. I took a year and a half off to resolve some family issues, now it's time to get back in the game and do what I do best. TKO
Love you all. Thanks for your unwavering support. I'll get back to myself, or even a better version...and take over.
XOXO
Malena

Hobbies and more hobbies

2011-04-25T16:27:00.000-07:00

Italy gave me a new outlook on life. It taught me to sloooow my rollll! I CAN life without the internet and my cell phone! wow. who knew? I worked my tail off and started a new little business, due to the nudging of my friends. I paint. Not like a fine artist, but I am a crafty chic. I do upholstery, sewing, painting murals and faux finishes.

This door took over 6 hours. Each Square was painted with three different colors of gold and white.One by one, I got it done.

I stenciled around the door, did some gold wash over marine blue paint around the frame and used silver in the middle. This room was a favorite of mine.

I wanted to make the room look bigger by having the inside painted baby blue. The window matches the door. I put a monogram above the archway for the owner.

This little painting is my favorite thing. It took forever painting upside down, but wow did it turn out nice.

The doors and shudders were green before. We restored them and painted them with high gloss Aubergine.
It was a blast of a trip!

Glad to be back, sort of.
Love,
M

Roma!

2011-03-25T14:13:00.000-07:00

Im here in Roma. With very little phone access and no laptop I am actually seeing the world as I shoot. Here is a photo of me at the top of VATICAN CITY. This is the first of many. I will get a lot of project material from this trip. While shooting today, a Vatican police officer said,

Are you professional?

I of course said no we were just having fun. He took one look at me and said, NO MORE PHOTOS. haha Guess I didnt look that bad then. hee hee

Although I am a proud American, Italians do airline food, real food, small cars and fashion wayyyy better than we do. Im having a blast. Today I took time to pray and thank God for my wonderful babygirl, my friends and family, and my amazing web friends and fans. I cant wait to show you my trip. Im taking photos of everything...EVERYTHING! I will try and post as much as I can. Tomorrow I leave for a shoot in the mountains. I wont have internet cafes there so Ill talk to you when I can. Then its Venice and Paris.

Amoure!

Malena

We no ha yo sis, you pwus sis...too big!

2011-03-20T21:45:00.000-07:00

I went shopping for cheap sunglasses to take on my trip.

I was amazed at how truly Prejudicial and racist some of the vendors were. There were three shops in particular who didn't want to sell me or my friend ANYTHING. The old cow wouldn't even let me try anything on. I asked about a little sweater dress and she said, "eu too biii. We no pwus siii, only junio siis!" I said, "Excuse me, I wear a size 8. Can I try it over my dress?" Again the answer was rudely no. I wanted to go totally un-pc on her and say,
"Look you little ungrateful matronly immigrant! You live in MY country where our boys secure your freedom. If you can't make clothes that fit Big busty women, go back to where you came from. Your economy is dong fine. You don't need to insult the women who make you rich HERE in the USA!!" But of course I didn't.

I can't make waves right now. Normally, I'd say that and then some. Me? Plus size? ha. And what if I were? What is wrong with a size 14? I know a gorgeous young model who wears a 14 and she has better tone than I do! See?!

Yasmeen and Malena

Contrary to the "made in china" people (not all Chinese btw), the Persians know how to sell. I went into a Persian store and asked if I could try on a corset dress in Large. He said no problem and complimented me. He even gave me a deal.So, girls when you go to the LA fashion district, remember everything is made small, that's why it's cheap. If anybody gives you a hard time, let them have it. I sooo wanted to pull a pretty woman on that old bird and say, "BIG mistake, BIG" but I didn't. I just said, "My friends and I spend money down here and you are losing business with that attitude!" That didn't phase her.
So, be proud Americans because deep down, most men want a busty big bottom girl with curves and hair and nails. Even if they don't admit it, no one wants to make love to a sac of bones. Be proud of who you are. Be proud of your shape and if they don't like it, they can stop looking!
Love you all!
Ciao for now Bella Ragazzas!

Malena "Maria Elena Gambino" Teves

P.S. Please wear comfy shoes, otherwise your feet will blister. (find the band-aid)

Spring Fever Project UPDATE!

2011-03-15T13:13:00.000-07:00

I've had some fun projects lately. I just finished Jude Prest's adaptation of Neil Gaiman's short story,

"We can get them for you wholesale"

It stars Brian Howe and Dan Roebuck, Michael Fucci and a bunch of cool actors I am rudely not remembering. If you are familiar with the story, I was Gwendolyn. Dan and I have been Monster fans together for 9 years now. I always see him at the gallery shows and conventions.
It was a blast.

Then I got hired to design and sew a costume for a Peter Cushing bust. I always enjoy sewing. Pattern making is always a "hope it works" thing and you sweat until it's perfect. So far, it's perfect.

In a week from today I will be gone for a while doing some "plus size" modeling overseas. It's a labor of love and a fabulous getaway. I'll be posting photos from that soon.

A few people have asked me lately, "Why have you worked for free on creative projects?" Well, sometimes I get paid big for little things, sometimes I get paid nothing for BIG things. As long as it makes me happy and my family happy, I'll do it. Being a singer, actress and model has been my occupation for many years.

These things are now becoming hobbies as I raise my daughter and learn to live life as Malena, not Mrs. Teves. But I still get to do what I love even if it's on a smaller scale these days. I'm getting back to what makes ME happy and who I really am. And that my friends, is priceless.

With love and less photoshop,

Malena

On of my favorite saying...embellished

2011-01-30T00:06:00.000-08:00

After a while you learn the subtle difference between holding a hand and chaining a soul.
You learn that love doesn't mean learning and company doesn't mean security.
You begin to learn that kisses aren't contracts and presents aren't promises
and you begin to accept defeats with your head up and your eyes open
with the grace of a woman, not the grief of a child.
So after a while you learn that even sunshine burns if you get too much
so you plant your own garden and decorate your own soul,
instead of waiting for someone to bring you flowers.
And you learn that you really CAN endure, that you really do have worth,
and that you learn and learn...

Don't judge a book by it's cover

2011-01-10T23:00:00.000-08:00

Because of my "exotic features" people often forget or simply don't believe I am what I say I am. No one ever believes I am a conservative family oriented person. The Jessica Rabbit figure and dolled up modeling photos can be very misleading. I model and act to sell a product or a show. My real life is very different than the "Malena Product/Brand" that is marketed on my sites. Yes, I love fluffy coats, gowns, big audacious sparkly things and leather boots! I am warm and cuddly on the inside and due to my genetics, I'm perceived by some to be sexy on the outside. People are meant to be multi-faceted, otherwise we'd all be boring! I have all kinds of friends. Each is different and unique. No one should judge anyone without walking a mile in their shoes..

As my fans, I'm sure you are asking...Why am I telling you this? I know YOU already know me and love me, but some people don't. Some people get caught up in the dark gothy-ness of it all and choose not to get to know me as a person. I can't thank all of you enough for believing in me all these years. For buying my products, for listening to my music, for coming to my concerts and conventions and for emailing me kind words when my life changes.

While recording this LIVE album, I thought of what I wanted to sing and what YOU wanted to hear. Many of you even helped decide on the songs via facebook. So, it's OUR album, not MY album. I love you all and I am very excited to have you hear it.

With Faith and Love,

Your Gothic Statue of Liberty...Malena
(Thanks to our Balticon Chair-woman Nora)

A Wonderful Holiday Season

2010-12-25T18:24:00.000-08:00

I've had a wonderful day. I received my roughs from Joooey Martini. 6 songs sound perfect, the others ahhhh...didn't make the cut. On a dare, this is a live album so its harder than it looks to get a perfect take. I'm excited to do the album cover, etc.

Today I'm not working. I'm spending it with my babygirl...relaxing and eating turkey. We are going to Tangled here shortly. It's been a nice family day.

Tomorrow, I get back to photos and fun creative stuff. Merry Christmas everyone. Family and friends are the reason for the season.

Peace and Blessings,

Malena

Recording Fun

2010-11-06T18:44:00.000-07:00

This new album is a labor of love. We've all busted our butts making it. Here's some clips for you.

Watch live video from malenateves on Justin.tv

Watch live video from malenateves on Justin.tv

Watch live video from malenateves on Justin.tv

L'Atelier Divas!

2010-10-22T12:55:00.000-07:00

I didn't grow up in a mansion. My Mom was a school teacher. I worked at a salon for extra money and learned how to sew. In high school, I was forced to "embellish" my K-Mart clothes to make them look like Chanel. We made my prom dresses, or borrowed them and I often wore hand me downs. All these experienced forced me to be creative and adventurous if I wanted to have couture looking clothes. When I went to college, I majored in Fashion. While all the pretty girls had Football boyfriends, me and my gay hommes were dying each others hair and painting our nails black. Now, after modeling for a gazillion years, I have the chance to give back and teach some cool kids how to do what I did. Model, Design and Merchandise.

My high school is Taft. They have a fabulous fashion department with a boutique called L' Atelier. Seriously, if you are in Woodland Hills, stop by. They have lots of cool stuff for super cheap. Just go to the front and ask for L'Atelier Boutique. It's on the corner of Winnetka and Ventura Blvd.

Today, I bought a cool pair of silver thigh boots for $5 and a goth hoodie for $2! These are some talented young designers. The instructor Eileen Capinha-Viadero asked me if I had anything "gothy" I could donate. I started laughing and said, she had noooo idea who she was talking to. hahaa jackpot DIVA! So, I am going to help with the fashion show. Yeah! I am sooo excited. Here's where WE CAN HELP! This year, they are doing an "Addams Family/Edward Scissor Hands/Resident Evil" Theme for the show in April. They need used leather, pvc, and black clothing for the kids to tear up and re-invent.
Of course, I'm going to donate a TON of Alter Ego stuff that's been worn in my fashion shows. But, there are 200 kids in the program. I can't do it alone. So, if you have extra fabric or used clothing, send it to:

Malena
ATT: L'Atelier Project
4872 Topanga Canyon Blvd. #168
Woodland Hills, CA 91364
malenateves@gmail.com

Being creative and expressive saved me. I don't know what I would do if I didn't know how to sew and make cool stuff. I guess I would be stuck wearing polo style shirts and penny loafers....ahhhhhhhh nooooooooo! Onward Fashionistas! To Vogue and Beyond!

A diva is a female version of a hustler" ~Beyonce

2010-10-17T16:50:00.000-07:00

It's gonna take some serious gonads to wear a wonder woman costume for Halloween, especially after being told I was too fat for years. Well, I'm 6 feet tall. I've got a Jessica Rabbit figure. So?
Like that's a bad thing! Yes, I might have some cellulite and my bum WILL giggle as I walk. But I am not a doll, I am a human being with flaws and talents. I am learning to accept both. I want everyone to celebrate your individuality this halloween. Short, tall, heavy, skinny, black white, LGTG, baby...it's alllll goooood. Let me know your plans and what you are doing. Let's make this Halloween the best ever!

Wanna be Diva Wop

2010-10-03T22:54:00.000-07:00

Joey Martini, his buddies and I did some fun recording last weekend. Now the editing process begins. We got some serious dork shots. This is me straight out of bed in the morning getting ready to rock, so to speak. It is impossible for me to be glamorous while recording. All I could think about was, "WHY did I wear this outfit. A sundress would have rocked. Makeup might have been good too but what the hell."
There is beauty and then there is talent and wit. I'm working on the last two at the moment.

I adore this song for a few reasons. My Jr. High crush's name was Danny. I sang Oh Danny Boy at my Aunt"s funeral. It means something to me, deep in my heart.

I've put some videos on facebook for a few days. Then they will have their own category here on my site. I guess I have to add a disclaimer for my lil Momma on some of these shots and videos. I try realllllllly hard not to swear...and the upcoming beach bikini shots are going to be as tasteful as possible. Promise! I have a tan now which is kinda cool. I laid out at this escape for like 30 minutes on each side. But the front had an extra 15 minutes of phone time. So, I have accidentally turned into a CALIFORNIA GIRL. So to celebrate my new found Hollywood glow, I had to take some photos. After all it's been yeeeeeaaaaaaarrrrrssss since I did a swimsuit ad. Back in the day it was Ugena, but it's been a while. I did get a fabulous MAGENTA bikini for the shots though. NEVER would have picked it out but my stylist is a badass, so I'm jumping in head first to this sassy image thing. I even got Magenta silk shoes to match the bikini. Yeahhaaa

Recording a new album is always a blast. From the photos to the songs to the videos, it's all good. We are working on a badass booklet for those few of you who want to actually BUY the CD, not download it. 'Ive been going through these photos and I can't believe how many I've taken over the years. But, I love singing, even more than modeling. Hell, Everyone wishes they could be a musician for a living, including me.

Love you all

Malena

recording fun

2010-09-26T21:08:00.000-07:00

As most of you know, my favorite thing in the world to do is sing. When I'm singing, I feel free and powerful and my emotions just run free through my voice. I'm "home" now. Anything good always ends too fast. I did get more songs done than I thought. Some were sad and painful, some were empowering. I even sang a sexy song, just for the challenge of it. I can look sexy, but acting sexy and sounding "ohh lala" is another matter for me, the ice age squirrel. I am a super nerd in nice wrapping. Hahaaaa I did hear from some old Hollywood shmuck that my "beauty was fading" I laughed so hard. It was the joke of the weekend. Beauty and talent come from within, everything else is like, as my producer says, "polishing a diamond". Yes, I took some time off but I have a lot of talent left in me and I'm excited to get back into some creative projects. Even if "my beauty is fading" ha haaaaaaaaaa oh lord that is so funny to me. I don't see myself as a pretty girl. I'm just Malena. I'm happy being the webnerd I am, then if I want to look sassy, there is always makeup. But I only wear it when I work. I have never cared if people thought I was pretty or skinny, etc. It's how you feel inside that counts.

I can't wait for it all to get edited so I can upload a few songs for you. We had a blast. Joey Martini is a very patient engineer. I tried to take my personality down a thousand. His studio was in a nice neighborhood so I kept the leather boots and crazy outfits home.

I'll have pics up soon and song lists, etc. Love you all. I hope you had a great weekend.
(I'm writing this from my droid, so more to come!)

Love,
Malena

Angels and Timing

2010-09-20T21:12:00.000-07:00

As I contemplate who Malena is without being Mrs. Malena Teves, I have been reminded of DIVINE timing and how God uses people for DIVINE intervention in our lives. So much has happened this year in my life. Sometimes when your life is doing great, you miss the little miracles.

When your life's direction changes, you learn to rely on the unseen for answers and guidance far more. I've had many examples this year of how there is a force that protects us and guides us in the right direction; the Squirrel in the park who is a little overly friendly, [This little guy made my day]

My hand is right in front of him!

the produce dude who says, "Keep your chin up Seniorina", a rebate check you forgot about comes at the perfect time, old friends call, new ones appear too good to be true, but are better than you could have ever expected.

The list goes on and on. Sometimes the future is scary, but I must say, I truly believe there is a great power overseeing it all. In hard times, we sometimes question it but signs are always there if you look for them. Then when the signs come you are so happy, so in awe that you couldn't have planned it better yourself and you look up at the sky and say, Praise JESUS!..or Allah or Bhudda or Mohammad, etc.

I even went rebel and cut my bangs and got a tan! I promise once things settle I will be better with thank you notes and phone conversations. I Love you all. As Melissa Etheridge says, "The only thing that stays the same is change." She also said, "If i wanted to I could do anything right, I could dance with the devil on a Saturday night."
Amen, Hallelujah!
Malena

Solitude and Sun

2010-09-04T18:54:00.000-07:00

It's been a long time since i layed out in the sun. Under my milky white skin lies a layer of olive green. 2 days in the sun makes me look chica fabulous. This weekend I wanted to go somewhere all alone and look at my life. I have very few regrets. One is not enjoying life due to being too self conscious! I never go to the beach or swimming. Until this weekend...
It's been great so far. I finally shed my sarong and just layed out feeling the heat rise on my transparent skin. Now, as the sun sets I have the first tan line in 10+ years. I'll come home looking more bella modela than ever. haaa ha!

As an artist, we grow with our experiences. This next album started out as a "Malena unplugged" album. It's ever changing title is currently "goodbye and hello". With me transitioning from being Malena Teves to just MALENA, each song has far deeper meaning now than when I started the project. The last decade has been an amazing journey, one i wouldn't trade the world for. Miles Teves is an amazingly brilliant artist. Everyone in the world knows I will always be his biggest fan. His paintings show a beautiful life together.

So, as I sit in the sun I thank God for the angels, friends and family in my life. I am blessed. I am blessed to know all of you.

Your soon to be girl from Impanema

Malena

International Leather

2010-08-15T20:56:00.000-07:00

I was asked to sing at the International Olympic Leather Convention last night at the LAX Hilton. It was nice to see everyone and have a reason to dress up. Here's some photos of the fun.

Serena's shirt says, "Sin like you mean it"

I saw many friends there including my brother in fashion, Simon Blaise. I always tease him and say he could be my sister. We beat each other up and it's all in good fun. I lost the sparing match last year, so I gotta man up this year with some new moves.

It was an Angelina and James Haven moment!

Jennifer Goldman and my boobs

I had to run after to a photo shoot. I am launching a new site. Between that and the NEW Alter Ego designs coming out I am really excited, and must get on the treadmill. hahaa

Alter Ego Couture is back!

2010-08-01T17:58:00.000-07:00

Karolyn is feeling better, praise the lord...after 2 years of health problems! She and I are working on new latex designs, an equestrian line and, of course, couture leather. We will be putting the shopping cart back up to liquidate the existing inventory of corsets.

Karolyn will be going to Thailand and Europe for the latest trends in fabrics while I maintain the website and do the modeling, marketing and PR at the CON's. I'm so excited AEC is back!

I'll keep you posted on when the overstock goes on sale. She has all sizes!

Plus Size Model Moment

2010-07-14T16:13:00.000-07:00

As I continue to build my little empire, the time has come to model some fishnet stockings.

Now I have always shied away from modeling sexy things. After all, I am a good girl and want to be a good example. HOWEVER, I am soooo tired of seeing "plus size" clothing being modeled by size 6 chica, I am going for broke and doing it myself!The only way to find out if something looks good on you is to see it on someone similar to yourself. My figure is far more average than Kate Moss'.

I have dangerous curves.Very few bras fit me. Spandex is my friend... You get the drift. So to help out all women larger than a size 6, I am going to be the posterchild for real women everywhere and model my products! Yes, even the sexy ones. Kind of like those fruit of the loom ads, but sassier. Am I embarrassed? Yes! Scared? Yes! But it needs to be done so I might as well stand up and do it!

Here's my reference shot. I want it to be classy, not trashy. Are you with me girls?

Change

2010-07-11T19:36:00.000-07:00

"The Only Thing that stays the same is change" M. Etheridge

A lot has changed in my life in the last two years. I've lost a couple of people very close to me, lost and gained weight due to my thyroid, etc. The list goes on and on. What I have learned from all this hardship is...there is always a divine plan. Sometimes people who you think are good for you aren't. When a friendship or partnership is over, you are crushed, but in the end God might be preparing you for something better. In the midst of trial we must remember, "you can only go up from here!" There is a reason for tragedy. It allows us to look deep inside ourselves and see what we are made of, what we really want, what we need to let go of.Obviously this can be a painful process, but in the end you are a stronger, more focused and happier person.

When I gained all that weight from my Thyroid problem, so many people in Hollywood gave up on me, thinking I was more interested in Bon Bons than working. As I worked up a sweat every day in tears, I started to realize it didn't matter. I am a kind, loving, talented person. A few extra pounds due to a thyroid malfunction doesn't make me any less fabulous. When I go out to sing, I am aware people are saying, "Wow, she got big this year" but I go out there and do it anyway and not let it bother me. My voice is still the same.

I am actually thankful this happened to me because now, being called a BIG GIRL doesn't hurt anymore. Yes, the weight will come off as the medication kicks in. But, if it doesn't I am still MALENA. I can still sing, act and design with the best of them. I didn't feel so empowered before. I really thought my beauty was tied up in my size 6 pants. Now as I strut my plump size 10 behind around town, I think to myself..."If you don't like it, don't look" and keep pushing.

So, to anyone who has had a hard time lately, or a bad year, KEEP YOUR CHIN UP! I'm with you! NEVER GIVE UP!

I love you all dearly,

Malena

American Woman

2010-07-02T22:15:00.000-07:00

I have been accused of being too outspoken, politically incorrect, over dressed and contradictorily opinionated, not to mention too "curvy". Well, I AM an American. As American women we enjoy many freedoms other women do not share. We dress the way we want. We vote the way we want. We marry who we want. We choose how many children we want.

On this 4th of July I want to celebrate our freedom to be strong, powerful, and yes, sexy women. To celebrate in style, log on to my store, MalenaCollection.com and check out the "Celebrate Independence" category that I've added just for the weekend. Everything in that category is on special this Independence Day weekend! Just enter the coupon code 1776 in the checkout process and receive 17.76 % off all items from that category.

Discount does not apply to tax or shipping charges, or any item not in the category "Celebrate Independence" Sale ends on July 5th.
I wouldn't last a day in a country where I had to wear a burkha! With my mouth and an American NRA attitude? I'd better stay here. I'm too old to be hired as a sniper. he hee

Because our generation has never had to fight for women's rights we forget the blood, sweat, and tears that were shed to get us this far. The women who fought for the right to vote were tortured and beaten for being so outspoken. Standing up for yourself and speaking your mind is a good thing.

In the last 10 years I have noticed a suppression of free speech. It's as if you are deemed a "heretic" or "unpatriotic" for pointing out the truth. It is our job as Americans to point out the truth. Good, bad, or otherwise. We rule the government, the government doesn't rule us. It is our job to vote and let our opinions be heard, otherwise other people with far less scruples will make decisions for us.

So as you sit with your family and watch the fireworks, remember what being an American really means. We're a tough bunch of independent thinkers, willing to fight for what we believe in and for oppressed people in need. My father once said, "Saying nothing is the same as being in agreement."

We still have a constitution and we must protect it at all costs.

God Bless America!
Happy 4th of July.

With peace and the ability to enforce it,
Malena

Birthday

2010-06-20T00:24:00.000-07:00

Ciao!
Thank you for the gifts, although the greatest gift is your friendship. I feel so lucky to be surrounded by such positive people. If the saying is true, "You're only as good as the company you keep" I'm doing alright.On my birthday I hear from everyone I haven't heard from all year, so I love that. Today was a relaxing peaceful day. The big fun starts tonight through Wednesday. I'll do my best to take photos. Although I do have to scold the photographers of the latest events. I want me pics baby! Tomorrow is a beach party and then Monday and Tuesday I have some photo shoots for my new products at www.malenacollection.com.

I will be showing you the reality of "CHINA sizing" (If I wear a 1X Bikini, I figure everyone else won't feel bad buying a few sizes up) I've been checking everything out so I know it's good stuff before I sell it to you. I'm even going so far as to wear these bordello shoes and a bodystocking. Oh Lord help me! See what I do for you Dan and Miss Piggie? No seriously, over the years my little fan club started with just a few members. Now we have over 35,000. Not bad for doing it ourselves without any fancy hollywood swagger. We are a cyber-family. One that doesn't judge, but accepts you with open arms no matter who or what you are. So, on my birthday I say thank you. The cards and gifts are wonderful, but knowing you think of me is enough to make my little heart sing. I love you all. I leave you with my favorite boyband....(I have a crush on the chubby one)

Happy Birthday to MEEEEEEE!

TED X Del Mar

2010-06-15T22:47:00.000-07:00

I was blessed to attend TED X in Del Mar thanks to some special friends who got me in. WOW! What important topics! My favorite was John Smart. He spoke about the future of the web, "web 3.0" and since I'm such a geek I ate it up. So many things are coming that remove our need for TV. (I personally don't watch it much) but he explained how in the near future everything will be online.

Another favorite was David Brin. Although the information he gave was scary, it opened my eyes that we have no time to waste. Our food supply, our water, our fish and our environment are in danger.It will take a drastic change in the way we live to save our planet, and no one wants to sacrifice anything. Somehow we all believe it will "be okay". Check out David Brin's work. It will open your eyes to what is really important. Far beyond politics and Hollywood gossip.

There was also a young boy who spoke bravely about "doing what you love and not what you are told to do". Irving Ruan boldly told a bunch of over 50 year olds to let their kids pursuee what they love with passion and to accept their children's decisions. He was nervous and had every reason to be. I have to give the boy props for being so bold.

Del mar is beautiful.

We ate at The Poseiden next door. What a lovely view. I had a blast and learned so much. Thanks to everyone who put up with me all day. The shops and the people were so nice. I look forward to visiting again soon.
Love,
Malena

Make yourself happy!

2010-06-01T21:24:00.000-07:00

I was at Hollywood Park the other day. A friend of mine was racing one of their horses, Dream to Dream.

As usual I used the event as an excuse to dress up "old style". I wore my pink satin shoes with nude fishnets and a rose floral halter dress...and my grandmothers hat and brooch. I even put on my pink vintage gloves Kitty gave me.

As you know, I live by my own rules. Originality is the key to happiness in my opinion. This wonderful lady came up to me and timidly said, "Can I tell you something? I don't mean to interrupt your day but, you look perfect for a horse race! You know, like we USED to dress when women dressed up."
She made my day. She reminded me you have to make yourself happy first and not worry about what other people say. I had a wonderful time. Thank you for inviting me to the Party. I look forward to seeing you all on...

JUNE 13th

when I sing the National Anthem for Zenyatta.

Tomorrow I am going to www.ted.com. I'll give you the full report when I return.

Love and Horse Races,

Malena

Bloopers from the Past

2010-05-21T19:15:00.001-07:00

Here I am being my true self with Neil Gaiman and John Hudgens back stage on FOX's 13 Nights of Fright.
This is living proof I am a serious dork!

Convention Heaven

2010-05-19T20:36:00.000-07:00

22 hour days have never been so fun. The thing I love about the high fashion goth crowd is EVERYONE is so accepting and open minded. It doesn't matter if you are black, white, boy, girl or somewhere in between, everyone here sees you as a friend without question. Once you're in, you're in! You can't shock our crowd. No matter what the occasion, No matter what I wore, I was never over dressed. Considering I was wearing a 7 foot long Japanese "Truffle" Kimono, that's really saying something.

Here is my friend Nicolette and I at the first nights "Meet and Greet" social. She is by far the most beautiful blonde lady in the entire world.

I had a blast...even though both my cell phones broke and my camera got dropped, leaving me disconnected from all electronic life for 5 days! YES I said 5 days. Today is the first day I've had with a cell phone since Friday night.Thank goodness for Jennifer Goldman, Nelson Drake and my webmaster! I couldn't have done it without you. These photos were taken right before the camera kicked the bucket. I'm happy to say I found 4 pros to take shots all weekend for me. They got great shots of both fashion shows, so check back soon. I will have them in about a week.

We had so much fun the days flew by. I still have some corsets left. Steve and I will be posting them on the site to sell the last few. We also have bit of Jewelry and T-shirts left so watch for those.

Thanks to Cyan, Genesis, Carol, Willi, Gerry, Allan, Garnet, Crystal, Bruce, Bob, Barbara, Lemora, Anthony and everyone who helped make this weekend a success for me. I look forward to your comments.

Love and Couture Leather,

Malena

Fashion Show Heaven

2010-05-10T00:02:00.000-07:00

This week was a whirlwind of fashion show fun. A few local designers in association with Threshold Studios put together an amazing night. They used our new CD, The Hidden Variable for the background music. I was honored. Thanks Jen Goldman and Manell for inviting me and having me participate. The after party gave me a reason to wear this very revealing dress.

It's a one of a kind and I've never had a place to wear such a thing. Only in the WEST Hollywood crowd can I wear this and have no one bat an eye. LOVE IT!

This week is convention time. I'm selling the last of the Alter Ego/Malena Collection ONE OF A KIND corsets at the LAX Hilton, Friday-Sunday 10-8pm in the lower level vending area. I'll be doing drawings for free Malena Merchandise and doing some of my famous make overs too. Come by my booth and say hello. I'm the first booth as you walk in the door so you can't miss me. (Thank you Cyan!) Email me if you need further information. My brother Nelson will be taking lots of photos. I'll keep you updated via Droid. The masquerade ball is this saturday night. I can't wait to dress up for that.

I hope to see you all very soon.

Malena

Anthem Photos

2010-04-25T23:34:00.000-07:00

Love you all! And btw, Miles corrected me, it isn't Rita Hayworth's dress. It's Jane Russell's. I was humbled in many ways by this experience.
XO
M

Horse Races and the National Anthem

2010-04-24T18:43:00.000-07:00

I had a fantastic time today at The Hollywood Park

I'd like to thank Bruce and George for allowing me to sing our National Anthem at the Horse Races. It was a beautiful sunny day and I wore Rita Hayworth's dress. (it's an old studio original)I felt like a princess and did my best to give justice to our grand old flag. Everyone who works there is so nice. It's quite an impressive facility.

I look forward to going again and finding a way to pet the horsies!!

More details and photos to come. I have an event this evening so I must go to round two on the makeup. ta ta for now.

Love you all

Malena

fast pace livin

2010-04-21T22:31:00.000-07:00

I've been a terrible blogger lately. I got the photos back from my trunk show. (click here to see more)

We had so much fun. I can't wait to post the video. I have a few corsets left.

I'm gearing up to shoot the music video, "i dont hate everyone.." written by Poppy z. Brite with music by Chris Ewen. I'm going to do the song justice and stop worrying about what other people think. To be an artist, sometimes you have to let go of everyone's opinions and ideas and just do what feels right. Then, with the help of directors, producers and editors, the product is magnificent. I can't worry about what "auntie edna" is going to think of her little girl with a bunch of fetish and rap people or my art won't be good. I've done that. I've edited my work until there is none. All artists express themselves in a way that non-creative people see as strange. I guess it's time for me to do what i want artistically...as i blog from my droid. and you know what? it feels good to be indie.

once a nerd..always a nerd

2010-04-08T14:30:00.000-07:00

I've told the story many times about the time in 7th grade where my Mom gave me the "if you dress more normal you will have more friends" speech.

To me, being a poor goth chic who made her own clothes and hung out with gay boys was perfect. Even now, it's not much different. Sure, now I've traveled the world, been to fancy places, danced with the elite and spoke of politics and corporate takeovers while eating meals the size of a clam shell that cost more than my coat! And you know what? These people don't see the real Malena. The one who does the best chipmunk imitation ON THE PLANET, not to mention Bob mckenzie from the great white north eh!, or Golem from Lord of the Rings. Yes! I even snort when I laugh. At the moment, I'm writing this on my droid, so excuse the lack of puctuation.

Anywhooo, the reason I am writing this is to say, don't judge. I have all kinds of friends. The inside rarely matches the outside. We gotta open our minds and our hearts so we can see people as they are. No labels needed.

That's why being a nerd is the best thing in the world. In our circle, no one judges you. We didn't in high school because we were just happy to have people sit with us in public. We didn't in college because we were too busy "standing up for something important" and needed another person to go to the rally. We don't in real life because, life is too short and we knew in 5th grade Bill Gates would end up ruling our computer world!

So LOVE thyself! Rise oh little nerds. I love being me, even when I have to stand alone.

Love you all for being you!
Malena

2010-04-07T21:10:00.001-07:00

The corset sale was a great success. I'm working on getting everything online now. Blogging from my droid is a new and somewhat irritating experience. So, tomorrow!

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Rock Steady...all night long!

2010-04-02T17:20:00.000-07:00

OK, I have to stop messing around now and get ready!
Tomorrow is the big day. I'm feeling it now. The candles are done, the oils are done, the t-shirts come in tonight at 10pm. I'm bringing Kitty's Earrings from http://www.neverwear.net/ to the show. We (mostly she) made them. NO CHINA here, just good ole' USA -in your front room- manufacturing. Gotta love that.

John Cougar called. I look forward to collaborating with him on many levels. I'm hoping that cool chain top I picked out will fit over my bodacious bod. (I plan on changing a few times to keep the couture coming.) So, bring your cameras!

Stop by if you are in LA, if not you can watch the webcam if my techy sherpa figures it out for me. Please I BEG YOU! I hear Mr. Lau and his lovely lady are stopping by and maybe even MILES TEVES if he can stop working on the new Pirates of the Carribean long enough to breathe for a few hours. (I'll bribe him with beer and *e*)

So, it WILL BE fun and with this crowd I will be the most modestly dressed person there. THINK about that for a moment. Frighteningly cool eh?

XOXOXOXO
Mad Madam M

Are you ready to RUMBLLLLLEEEEE??

2010-03-24T21:48:00.000-07:00

It's been a while since I've done a fashion show. It really IS the only time you see me in outfits like this. Otherwise people ask me, "Where's Malena?" hahaa seriously dude, it's happened more than once. I told some chic last year as I was unpacking, "She will be here in 15 minutes!" Then Nelson told me to get my face on.

In real life, you get this little Snow White cookie baker! (laying off the cookies now to stuff my butt into my outfits) Sadly, I am not naturally a size 6. I have to bust a move! Mr. Lau and I are going to start fighting again. I can hear his, "COMMMMEEE ONNNHNNNNN KILLLER!" yell now. Oh, goodbye baked goods. I will miss you. :(

I'm getting everything ready right now. I have two shows coming up. One on April 3rd ( I'll probably change outfits 3 times in 9 hours. ha aaa. Gotta get all that couture in baby!) and one on May 14-16th. I've BEEN excited, now I am in checklist mode.

Leather scented candles, YES!
Leather corsets, YES!
Body Oils, WORKING ON IT...
Bad ass T-shirts, Thank you Steve and Mike!

I'm trying to think of what else everyone will want to buy. SUGGESTIONS PLEASE!

(Here's Nicolette and I last year as Xena and Gabriella) It was sooo scary for me not to wear pants. DANCE TIGHTS are my friend. ah...yeah!

It's going to be quite a party with Cyan. We are planning on filming it so you can all be involved if you can't make it. And, LIVE Webcam baby. Gotta bring my laptop. TECH HELP APPRECIATED! By May I will know what everyone wants this year. The corsets are going to go fast. These are samples... some ONE OF A KIND. God I look thin in that photo. (I never notice until AFTER the fact)

Karolyn at Alter Ego is out of commission due to illness, so we are doing what we can to start a new company. I really miss her and her work. I don't want to do anything without her. Ah! The pain of separation! I know everyone else misses her too. But, team Malena never stops so we will just go forward and work with what we have. Sometimes the "down times" are when we artists get most creative...when we have to do more with less.

I'm sooo thankful for all my friends who help me every day. Nelson, Steve, Yasmeen, Mr. Lau, Cyan, Carolyn, Debbie and of course...Miles TEVES. I love you all.

Happy Belated Bday Yu Bin

2010-03-22T20:22:00.000-07:00

It was Yu Bin's bday on the 18th. He wrote me the sweetest fan mail ever! SO, HAPPY BELATED BDAY to Yu! h eheeee
Here are your photos you requested.

My webmaster is sending you a real one in the mail as we speak. I'm also trying to figure out how to sing you a special bday song via internet, so I'll keep you posted. Yu, when you said,
"To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world."
That soooo made my day. Thank you sweetness.
XOXOXO
Malena

Nocturna Merchandise

2010-03-13T23:29:00.000-08:00

Finally, Nocturna has landed. CLICK HERE for Vampire Action!

Thanks to our fabulous Webmaster Steve, we are temporarily selling merchandise displaying original TEVES artwork featuring Nocturna 1, 2 and 3!

We also will have art from all three special edition Barnes and Noble exclusive art books: Demon Hunter's Handbook, Vampire Hunter's Handbook and Dragon Hunter's Handbook.

I will be at DOMCON this year on May 14-16th selling TEVES merchandise and leather corsets. I will actually be dressed up and wearing makeup. Feel free to be in awe of that fact. (I've been a sloth lately) I guess I'd better keep up on those 3 mile walks if I want to stuff my butt into those leather outfits.

BTW, Dan Guy, your Hellraiser coat has not been forgotten. You will get it ASAP. I'm sorry I am such a slug. I am just busy unloading and packing up for the big show on April 3rd at Cyan's. Leave a comment if you want an invite or email me at malena@malenateves.com

All you LA Vampires feel free to come by and get your gear for the night club circuit! Everything is on sale and ready to go! For example, this corset will be on sale for $100.

Everything that is left over will be available online as soon as Steve gets his ass in gear. Feel the whip, oh yeah. Pain and pleasure baby. (I'm working on my character for the convention and failing miserably. How does Snow White turn to Malificent?) I guess I should ask Miles. I mean, I can be sexy, kind of...right? Can I get an amen? Someone? Bueller? Bueller?

See you all soon.

Your favorite Dorkus
M

Dressing Down

2010-03-01T15:41:00.000-08:00

I went to a charming dress shop in this little beach town last weekend. They had those fabulous Herve Leger dresses on clearance. It was too short and too reveling but my girlfriend told me I must have it. I decided to be bold and try on the red one with rhinestone trim. The owner came out and said, " Where were you hiding that figure when you came in? You should wear tighter clothes girl! And let your hair down you could really turn some heads. Don't be shy!" My friends and I were laughing so hard because she obviously had no idea I was a fashionista in disguise. I don't wear makeup and sexy clothes unless I am working or going out for a special event.

I don't need the attention. I like being invisible 90% of the time. These things happen quite often. Like when I was walking through Nordstroms and an older cosmetics lady said, "Oh honey, you could be so pretty if you just tried" or when I went to Ralphs in my house dress and the produce guy asked if I had a hot older sister.

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! I said, "Yes, her name is Malena"

I believe beauty comes from within. It comes from your actions and how you treat other people. Then, when you want to you can "shake what cha mamma gave ya" and wear that sexy red dress. But girls, make those boys work for it. Don't be perfect all the time. Let the world see the real you and dress up because you want to, not to attract some shmuck. The good ones will like you for who you are, now what you wear. When I finally wear that Leger dress, I'll post the photo and you'll see why I am saving it for a red carpet moment.Love you all!

Mousey by choice Malena

status nonsense

2010-02-22T21:25:00.000-08:00

I've always believed it's how you treat people that matters. I have to laugh when someone tells me they are going to "pick up the benz" instead of just saying "car". It shows that this person's self esteem is only as good as the car they drive. Your house and your belongings do not make up who you are. Anyone who's lost it all would agree. Possessions are nice but they shouldn't influence how you feel about yourself. I have some nice things mixed in with my second hand buys. I notice how differently some people treat me when I wear it. I have to just laugh it off. I frequently go grocery shopping in my "house dress" and wow do I have a different experience than when I have my dolled up "Hollywood face" on. I think we get so used to getting the next "in" thing that we forget to look and see what really matters...how we treat each other and how we see ourselves. Things don't make you happy. You all know how I love my sparklies, furries and leather, but without them I am still me. I am still the same happy, cuddly, loving woman no matter where I live or what I wear or what I drive. Real beauty and confidence comes from within and can't be bought. I love you all. In good times and bad times, we are all magnificent creatures created by a higher power, not the car we drive.
Love you all!
Malena

Happy Valentines Day Baby!

2010-02-14T18:54:00.000-08:00

What a weekend! WOW I feel loved. I love going to my fan mail box and finding such heart felt gifts. Some sweet fans went all the way this Valentines day. You will never know how much it means to me. I'm sorry I'm so slow with the thank you cards.

Thank you "27" who ever you are for the Angel Perfume. I am speechless.

And I'd like to thank my "Soldier Boys in the field" for the Chocolates and Roses. And whoever send the Victoria's Secret Gift Card, I will do my best to find a "diamond" bra or at least a rhinestone one. AND You all read my mind with the chocolates.

Which I figured, HELL, I can't NOT eat these, that would be like leaving a diamond in the street. So, they are all gone. I am a little sick. More than a little. So I am "Phat" and Happy today. I love you all. Thank you for your generosity.

Your Rose Clad Rhinestone Diva

sappy new age labels

2010-02-10T17:22:00.000-08:00

I got the sappiest email today. It said,
"Attention Star People * Light Workers * Indigo, Crystal and Rainbow Children!"
Now God bless the person who wrote that. I'm sure it was very well intended but I had to laugh. First of all, I think being alive makes you special enough. It means GOD LOVES YOU. You don't have to be a "Star Person" or an "Indigo Child" to be spiritual or important. Labels just make a mess of things anyway. If I were labeled it would be such a loooong list of contradictory things no one would believe it was all me.

Rainbow CHILDREN? Well, I looked it up out and found this:
LINK It basically says these children are spiritually gifted.
"Crystal Children can lay the foundation of peace and harmony"
"Rainbow Children can use their strong will and unlimited energy to build the new world"

Aren't all children spiritually gifted, strong willed and here to build the new world? I mean, they did JUST leave heaven to come down here! I might be *itching over nothing but we are ALL "Light Workers" in our own way. We give guidance and advice to our friends and family that is inspired. (Usually without knowing it) God works in mysterious ways. Sometimes when something really bad happens, it's God making way for something good to come into our lives. We can never know the ways in which heaven works, all we need to know is, IT WORKS.
So, to all the Authors who thought up those "cute" words such as Star People, Indigo, Crystal, Rainbow Children...it's very nice and if it makes people feel special, like they belong to something, cool beans. It's a little too fru fru for me, but hey! I believe that EVERY child is a star, every mother is a saint and every good father is an angel. Everyone's prayers are heard and we too hear and receive angelic intervention (even if we aren't indigo).

Lesson: Even if you don't know who Doreen Virtue is, God still loves you. Can I get an AMEN?

Peace!

2010-02-02T19:42:00.000-08:00

Sometimes the smallest things can give you peace. A song, a child's chubby cheeks, a snort of laughter by watching your favorite comedy, even a new flower coming up through the concrete on the freeway. I recently remembered a song I sang in church years ago. I've been singing it around the house the last few days.

I'll Give You Peace

Sometimes when you're in the valleys
All of your burdens you carry alone
Oh, but I know, I know when you need Me
Call I'll be there
Longing to prove how much I care

Peace, I'll give you peace
When the wind blows on
Peace, whenever you call Me
I'll give you peace
When the wind blows on

Heartaches, whenever your heart aches
I want to be there
To help see you through
When you're weary
You know you can find all the strength that you need
Find your rest and your hope in Me

No matter how long the night may last,
I'll keep you safe 'til the storm is past

Oh, I'll give you
Peace, sweet peace
When the wind blows on
Peace, whenever you call Me
I'll give you peace
When the wind blows on

I'll give you peace when the wind starts blowing
Peace, I'll give you peace

I'm trying to take it's advice...in the busy whirlwind of LA. Sometimes I have to remind myself, "IT REALLY ISN'T THAT IMPORTANT!" If you can't change something, let it go. Why stress out about it? Yes, the economy sucks and Hollywood is slow, but we are still here and there are so many good things in the world. Like THE CHIPMUNKS! Yes, my chipmunk obsession is another blog of it's own, but those furry little creatures do make me sooo happy. Especially Theadore, the chubby one.

We must remember, whatever we are going through, there are angels among us. God uses PEOPLE to touch our lives at the strangest times. Just when we think we are *'ed, God moves someone into our lives to give us a helping hand. This has happened a few times in my life. ANGELS, you know who you are. Sometimes angels don't come in the shape of a fairy or a ghostly nocturnal dream. Sometimes human angels come with shaved heads and tattoos, guns and bad attitudes.

(Well, mine do anyway! BIG surprise there!)

I just wanted to let you all know I'm with you. When you are going through something really terrible, chances are you aren't alone. I remember I'm not alone too. Songs and Friends give me comfort. Even though I haven't met you all, I'm behind you. I believe in you. I love it when you send me letters and updates about your lives. It makes this strange town less lonely. So, here's to you...and the good ole red white and blue!

I love ya!

Malena

Corsets and Power Tools

2010-01-27T12:24:00.000-08:00

We are working on installing a new shopping cart system.

The sample catagories in joomla included Hand Tools, Power Tools and a Chain Saw. Now, with my image as it is, I realllllly didn't think it would be a good idea to keep those up. Especially with descriptions like this:

We have the best tools for do-it-yourselfers. Check us out!
We were established in 1969 in a time when getting good tools was expensive, but the quality was good. Now that only a select few of those authentic tools survive, we have dedicated this store to bringing the experience alive for collectors and master mechanics everywhere.

So in a few days all my corsets will be back up along with the jewelry and perfumes. My family will enjoy all the closet space. At the moment, it looks like "The Malena Boutique got hit by a hurricane" so this will change all that. Stay posted on the site for upcoming changes. Sadly, I will not be selling chain saws. This was the canned description. "Don't do it with an axe. Get a chain saw." Dude, I totally know that actually. But Chain saws are too loud and too messy for my taste.

But wait, it gets better...here's the product description:

•Tool-free tensioner for easy, convenient chain adjustment

•3-Way Auto Stop; stops chain a fraction of a second

•Automatic chain oiler regulates oil for proper chain lubrication

•Small radius guide bar reduces kick-back

I REALLY DIDN'T WRITE THIS STUFF. Reality IS stranger than Fiction. check the link!

NICE Ass...ets!

2010-01-21T18:03:00.000-08:00

Christina Hendricks, my hero on TV, is always getting shit for her size. You can read the article linked to her name. It's comical to me how people call her BIG. A size 26 is big, not a 12 or a 14. Christina is probably an 8 if that. She's just smoken hot baby! Haters hate it when some hot mama comes in and beats those "skinny bitches boney asses" as Mo'Nique would say. (nothing against skinny girls) It's just that skinny isn't always what men like to see or be with. Many men AND women :) like curvey sexy women like US! Can I get a wuah wuah?

I first started understanding my place in life when I met Lorraine Garland and Cat Mihos. They are both extremely confident sexy women. There I was, a size 8 (6 feet tall) crying about how huge I was for Hollywood. They laughed at me and told me to stand up and be proud. (I got down to a size 4 and got sick, then back up to a 6 which is as skinny as my bones will be without revolting. At the moment, I am a healthy and HAPPY size 8) It only took me 4 years to actually understand their confidence and go with what God Gave me! Now, it doesn't matter to me if people say I have "a fat ass and huge boobs" because you know what? I DO! "And an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face you get sprung!" (Sir Mix a Lot)

I know I create a scandal when I wear a sexy dress, "boobs and zippers high" to the 4 Seasons when all the other women are half my weight sitting on the couch with their celery NOT DANCING! Oh well, if you don't like me, don't look. My outfit was a hit and I didn't care if anyone liked me. I'm not here in Hollywood to make friends. I have REAL friends. I create and express art. That's what I do and sometimes that upsets people. Well, that means something. It means by me being me, I change the field for us big girls just a little. Hear me ROAR! And reality check, (only in Hollywood would some idiot call me fat)

I know what's up. At this point in my career I have a "TRY AND STOP ME" attitude. You have to survive these bullshit preconceived notions of beauty.ALL women are beautiful! God sure thought so when SHE ;) I mean HE created us!

We need to create a revolution! Great if you are naturally skinny, but GREAT if you aren't. It takes all kinds and one isn't always better than the other. So keep it goin Ms. Hendricks with your fine ass. Kim Kardashian and I are here backen you up all the way to the Oscars baby!

mobile blogging

2010-01-19T21:09:00.001-08:00

spider woman eat your heart out! here's one of the corsets i am selling for charity. thank you mr. kennedy for your support.

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i am the...

2010-01-17T19:47:00.001-08:00

hey! i got this t-shirt from steve. i am an honorary parrothead. where are those xxl coconuts? got the grass skirt covered. lei? yes! hula movements? got it man, in spades. i am, the woman to blame!

Lace Me up For Charity

2010-01-09T02:59:00.000-08:00

Well, it's out with the old and in with the new for 2010! I have been clearing out all my sample corsets and getting ready to sell them on eBay.

This lovely COUTURE piece is starting at 19.99 or buy it NOW for $100

All this is for a VERY good cause, The Women's Shelters of Los Angeles. By next week I will have all the corsets listed. It's fun AND embarrassing to see old catalog photos of myself. I must thank my friend Beth for telling me not to wear so much makeup a few years ago. Sadly it was wayyy after these drag photos were taken. Her suggestion shaved years off my chubby little face.Here's what I have pulled so far from the Vault.

TOP ONLY

Off with MY head!

I look so serious in this one.

Cross Eyed Bride anyone?

Green with Envy or very H....

RED Pentacle on the front, not reversed white as shown!

Available in Lavender

If you want to buy one of these now, paypal me at malena@malenateves.com.

The Price is $80.00 plus $15.00 shipping. This will include postcards and fun surprises from yours truly. These will go fast and check the comments to see what is still available.

A New Years Gift

2010-01-01T02:56:00.000-08:00

Happy New Year Everyone. Here's a January Calendar for you, brought to you by Steve Kennedy.

Thanks to my brother Nelson, I met the another Maria Elena (Malena). My friend Joseph's sister! I have never met another Malena before! We had a blast tonight listening and dancing to the Gypsy Kings. Oh..I feel so lucky to have my FAMILIA!

I hope you all danced and ate and had a good time with friends and family tonight. They save me every time. Thank YOU for being my internet friends. We are going to have a very productive and exciting year together!

Lots of love

Malena 2

Website Wonderful

2009-12-29T19:41:00.000-08:00

I'm sitting here with Super Steve working on my new website. Of course, I found the most complicated Joomla template ever made. oops! So we are really burning the candle at both ends. There will be a video player and music and a gallery. oh watch out JLo! Finally you will be able to see all my content on one page. Steve has also made me vow to use twitter. So I'm off to get a tweet phone tomorrow. And just to show you how SERIOUS and INTENSE this process is, we made an instruction video for Canadians.Oh, to watch our site go up, go to: www.malenamediumcool.com He's hooking me up! wehooooooooo

Ok, I admit it's the Holidays now!

2009-12-19T03:25:00.000-08:00

I'm not much of a "holiday tradition" person. I don't do the same things every year, or care what day I celebrate the holidays on. Holidays to me are like any other day, with the exeption of giving yourself permission to spend too much money on people you love. Hey! I love to buy things for the familia. I regret I don't have the time to give the world a "Malena-fied Christmas". If I could, I'd be the "Doll Fairy" and give Barbie Dolls and GI Joes to every little bambino!

I do miss doing domestic things like decorating and making cookies, but I am enjoying my business so much I forget what day it is. I feel like a shmuck, but everyone who really knows me realizes I chose a very fast pace life filled with intrigue and uncertainty. For the past 10 years I have always been the one who can't come home, who forgets birthdays, and who hasn't seen the new babies. It will be a busy, exciting and somewhat lonely season. I will miss playing cops and robbers with Big D and little D (my nephews). I love giving a good violent death when they shoot me. Little D giggles and then says, "Are you faken or did I hurt cha?" And then I come up swingin "AHhhhhh!". We do it until my Mother tells "us kids" to play an inside game.

The pay-offs are great and I love all my creative expressions, I just hope everyone I love really does understand I wish I could be 15 different places at once. So, Happy Holidays! I Miss you all!

Keep me posted on your lives. I'm always interested in hearing from you!

XOXOXO

"Maria Elena Gambino Teves"

Website Bliss

2009-12-09T00:36:00.000-08:00

Well, after an extremely FUN week I am back to reality. Steve Kennedy and I are working to give my site a facelift. For years I've been told to "keep it commercial" and "brush the goth under the rug". Well, I feel it is time for my site to look more like ME! The real Malena in all my dark spendor! I will have all my videos, music and poetry in one place! The first step is updating the PHOTO GALLERY! Here's a sneak peak. I have over 30,000 shots to upload so give me time darlings! Now, If only we could add baroque furniture and crystal. ha ha

The holidays are coming and I will be sending out a few corsets and gifts to the fans on my mailing list. So, check the blog and I'll announce the winners. Here's a "poem" for you. It's finally winter and staying in makes me write more. Have a fabulous week everyone.

Bliss

You make me smile, giggling uncontrollably
as my feet glide across the floor to greet you.

Do you know how sexy you make me feel?
How many times I laugh just thinking of you?

Oh my love, how I lust to entertain you
with my husky voice, my curvy hips, wavy hair and sassy lips

Come over here so I can show you that gaze of mine,
one that commands submission to my seductive ways.

Think of nothing else as you kiss me,
for nothing exists but us in this moment of bliss.

United Divas of America

2009-12-03T21:57:00.000-08:00

Guess What?

The best kept secret in LA is the Biltmore Hotel. K.C. Calhoun and I spent a week there interviewing bella modelas for her new "Best of Los Angeles" 2011 Calendar. We had so much fun I forgot I was working. She is such an inspiration to me. I want to be like her when I finally grow up! ha ha We swam in the pool which gave me a chance to wear my new rhinestone bikini Miles got me last year.

We hit the town running. She took me to the Water Grill for dinner and Bottega Louie for lunch. We partied at The Edison with my military buddie "Mr. Laiu". He's responsible for my hand to hand combat training. I haven't seen him in a while. He always reminds me to keep up my workouts. Boys are so lucky! All the have to do is not eat sweets and they stay super buff. He and Miles have been friends for 20 years. It's good to have a big brother around to kick ass. ha haa

After the interviews we did some shopping at bippity boppity boo for pearls and jewels. K.C. bought me a fabulous gray pearl brooch to match my necklace and bracelet. She is one of the few ladies who make me look like a grounding! She's always decked out. She looks like her photo ALL THE TIME! I was lucky if I put lipstick on. Ladies like her take over the room everywhere they go. (I'm always the nerd in the corner) We visited Isabelle at Coco De Mer where I found a opulent spider necklace (while marketing corsets and the 2010 calendar). I love that sexy store!

I feel very lucky to have worked with such fantastic ladies. Miki, Sheila, Shae, Treasure, Kristy, Lemora, Nicolette, Sativa, Eden, Berlin, O...so many gorgeous girls! They reminded me that beauty comes from within.

This was a week to remember. Thank you K.C.!

Love ya!

Happy Thanksgiving

2009-11-26T13:46:00.000-08:00

I'd like to Thank all of you for everything you are, everything you represent and everything you do. Have a wonderful day with your loved ones. NO DIETING allowed today! Not even in Hollywood. hahaa

LOVE Ya'LL!

Unoffendable, Unshockable, Unfazeable, Unstoppable

2009-11-13T17:13:00.000-08:00

I have learned that sometimes being yourself really upsets people. I have to giggle a little about all this. In Hollywood there is no such thing as "bad" publicity, so when someone starts a rumor about me, or say they want me dead, I say, "Take a ticket honey, there's a long line and the box office is sold out!"

Hateful things just make you stronger. So, thank your haters. They help you obtain your goals faster. Yeah, that's right. Stand up and be proud honey!

Everyone should CELEBRATE who they are and not worry about anybody else. Who cares what other people think of you anyway? As my girl Adela says, "Honey, they don't pay your bills!" I let go of popular opinion in 7th grade when my Mom begged me to wear penny loafers and give up Goth. I wore those god aweful shoes one day and said, "If people don't like me for me, they aren't real friends!" That philosophy has worked for me all these years. So come on girls (and boys) wear that mini skirt you've been dying to wear but think you are "too fat". Wear that bright blue eye shadow or that punked out hairdo!

I tried this feat the other day. I wore a short skirt to an event (which I NEVER EVER do because I think I have fat legs). I put on some patterned fishnets and said, "**** it! Time is a wastin!" And you know what? I felt GREAT! It didn't matter what anyone else said or if my legs really did look too big for the outfit. I wanted to wear it and I did. It was like I was giggling inside all night, knowing I did something really daring.

So, I "double dog demon dare" you to be yourself and don't hold back. Life is too short to live by the book...I mean fashion magazine! We are all beautiful and don't let some jealous B***H tell you different. I am what I am. I am kind, cuddley, loveable and audacious as hell. I can't be anything other than ME. I like me and most other people do to! Especially when they get to know me. I'm no wall flower that's for sure. I say what I think. I'm opinionated. I'm a Patriot. I'm a Fashionista. I'm a super nerd. I AM MALENA!

I love you all, just as you are!

Malena

Me, Serious? Not in that outfit!

2009-10-28T16:35:00.000-07:00

As you can see, even when talking about demonic attacks and apparitions, there is still room to mess it up. After I finally got all that cleavage stuffed into my Alter Ego suit, I got the Giggles. Yes, it WAS Viral! LOVE YOU ALL to PIECES!

Psychic Warrior Trailer

2009-10-27T13:08:00.000-07:00

“I promise you, as a Psychic and one who resides in the darkness, I will help you!”

After decades of unsolved paranormal mysteries from Alien abductions to Demonic attacks, the “living” need help. The Human psyche refuses to believe in the existence of these strange things. Those afflicted have nowhere to turn. As a young girl Malena Teves was haunted and tortured by nocturnal forces. She was helpless until she harnessed the power of her psychic abilities. And that’s why she is and always will be, a Psychic Warrior

In this episode:

Malena gets a call about a haunted bar in Antelope Valley. She intuitively feels the bar has had a particularly violent history. She psychically speaks to a spirit named Earl. His age, appearance and place of death are later confirmed by local townspeople. As the lights go out and the doors are locked, Malena begins to battle multiple entities with a mind of their own. She soon realizes the battle is on.

Kiss my fat ...

2009-10-24T00:07:00.000-07:00

I find it interesting how "celebrities" (normal people in the public eye and nothing more) defend themselves when they've gained a little weight by saying real statements like "they can kiss my fat ass" only to diet like mad women and get on TV asap and talk about how much weight they've lost and how much HEALTHIER they are now and retract all previous statements when they were sane. (HELLO! Tyra and the queen of the scale, Oprah) God forbid they actually accept themselves. God forbid they have the guts to be on TV and stay a size 10. A size 10, 12, or 14 IS healthy for a lot of women. Some women were not made to be a size 4. I know a local LA basketball star who weighs 210 and wears a 14. Now, she is not fat. She doesn't need to lose a pound and looks f#*#in hot in a bikini! This is not a re-touched photo btw. I think you will agree with me on this, si?

I bring this subject up because we, the entertainers in Hollywood, need to stand up and be willing to look NORMAL. This is AMERICA damn it! Men AND women love curves. We all want to see sexy real women on TV and in the movies. It's gotten better with stars like that fine red head on Mad Men, Christina Hendricks, Jordan Sparks, and America Ferrera. I've noticed Latin and Black Cultures are not as f'd up as White America. They know sexy when they see it. Watch a rap video and you will see HOT women. Btw, Look on Christina's link and you will see some idiot is already talking about her weight gain. DUDE! She is the hottest thing on TV! She kicks the skinny girls off the charts and in real life, she is a size 8 at best.

My point is, look in the mirror and celebrate what you see! For years I've tried to be as skinny as possible to fit the mold. This year, due to my wonderful friends Dr. Susan Block, Nelson Drake, Teresa Parker and Dr. Davis, I have begun to see I am not just fine as myself, I am FINEEEEE! Life is too short to obsess over one dress size. Talent lies within. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. So, you will never see me on a Jenny Craig commercial boasting about my new found happiness at a size 2. Or backtracking about my "size 8 fat photos". You WILL see me posting photos that ARE NOT photoshop'd and finally being ok with that. I am what I am. Like it or leave it. God made us all unique and beautiful. It's not our fault the world hasn't caught up with us yet. So DIVA up sistas and flaunt that sexy ass! (Here I am flaunting it Vanna White style in front of Miles' painting of ME at the Copro Nason Gallery where btw, a few women said I was too heavy to wear this outfit! ha haa) The blog title goes HERE! _____________!!!

Love you all just the way you are! Keep it up fellow Divas.

Mad Madame M

Tim CURRY!

2009-10-11T21:41:00.000-07:00

It is rare that I geek out on Celebrities. I could care less about the latest "pretty boy" or "it girl", but I am in awe of the true masters like Tim Curry, Anthony Hopkins, Robin Williams, and so on. Last night was October Shadows, the annual Halloween Art Show. Miles had a few pieces being shown, some of which were of me. I am always happy to see he still thinks of me as his Muse.

So, there I was taking photos and gabbing away with all the artist friends we only see once a year when...

in walked TIM CURRY!

Now, most of you know Miles designed the character Darkness at age 19 for Rob Bottin's FX shop, so we have LOTS of Mr. Curry here at the house. We have toy size Darkness' and life size Darkness.

He and Miles started talking and I waited for a while so they could have time to visit. When Mr. Curry asked about Miles' muse... I was (stratigically) standing a few steps away. We were introduced and I said hello and how I was a huge fan. I was surprised at how down to earth and sweet he was. He said I brought new dimension to the word GOTH and he could tell I was a real sweet girl.
WOW!
Then he and Miles started talking shop again. I was like a little kid. Anyway, that was the coolest thing ever. I've just loved him all my life. He is one of my favorite actors ever. So, that was my super fan girl moment!

Now It's back to work. Remember, the Scream Awards are the 17th! Then the parties for Halloween begin after that.

Happy Hauntings Everyone.

Nocturna_The Chosen One

2009-09-17T04:08:00.000-07:00

Teves Design Studio in association with RNA Entertainment and Drake Films present...

Nocturna_The Chosen One

Superhero of the 21st Century

Sometimes you have to fight fire with fire!

We have had a blast working on this project so far. I can't wait to film the fight scenes. Maybe Ted Barra will teach me how to drop out of an airplane with him. Wehoooo!

Teaser Trailer projected release, Summer 2010

Party tough or stay home

2009-09-16T01:12:00.000-07:00

I am just getting home from a fashion shoot on the roof of my friends building. I was modeling patent leather and latex. It was such a blast to climb onto the ledge and stand there with my robocop gun. Climbing fire escapes and hanging off the sides of buildings is a rush but hard to do in stilettos. I wasn't afraid while I was up there, it felt effortless. I wasn't scared until I looked at the photos, then I realized how high up I was. My photographer said, "PLEASE fall forward if you fall! It's a long way down." Of course, I was flexing every muscle to keep from falling, but it was a blast.

The Fabulous Lorraine once said, "My clothes have to party tough or stay home"

Well, after last night my pants agree with her. It's a good thing we shot them on camera because they will never see another skyline or club. Rips happen when you are sliding off the roof. Oops! No, it was more like, "Wehoooo! Yeah Baby!" You know me.

We even had a full sized trampoline up there! Imagine jumping on a trampoline while looking at the skyline of LA, in latex and boots. There are worse jobs. Oh honey! My muscles are feeling it right now. Yes, the photos are really fun and different than my usual poses. I can't wait to post them. There was a general consensus amongst my friends on the set that I DO look best with a gun in my hand. It's true. In fact, ALWAYS assume a gun is loaded. EXAMPLE, I was showing my girlfriend how the gun worked. I cocked it and fired. Although it was just an airgun, it did shoot a little pellet and made us jump. She said, "HEY! You break it you buy it."

Here are a few from last weeks shoot. Miles Teves made them perfect as he always does. Well I'm off to bed. I must get some "beauty sleep" for the next shoot. I am at the point where I look forward to resting. But the online catalog will be bigger and better thanks to these shoots! Who could say no to a leather treach coat with rhinestone buttons? Now if only I could find a way to sell Japanese airguns. ha haaaaaaaa

Love leather and airgun ammo,

"00M"

Acceptance

2009-09-08T23:02:00.000-07:00

This summer has been the best ever. I've had such a great time with boxing, singing and acting. Not to mention all the photo shoots and events I went to. Los Angeles can be a great place to live if you have REAL friends. It's only taken me about 8 years to find them HERE, but now things are really moving along. The cool dude below is Dion, my boxing instructor. He has been so fun to work with. He even put up with photographers taking shots while we worked out. People thought I was famous or something. ;) All I could do was giggle.

I am still working on that "buff hollywood body" for the CAMERA, but I AM learning to accept myself as I am. . If only the camera didn't distort us so much we wouldn't have to be so thin to look like we do in real life. I am a hell of a package. I'm curvy and sassy and that's a good thing SOMEBODY has to represent the "normal" figure in the good ole' US of A! In my opinion, normal isn't a size 2 for most of us. I have lots of skinny friends who are naturally small. Believe it or not, they complain about not having boobs and hips. We all want what we can't have. That's why I think we should all be thankful for what God gave us. I mean hey, If Hollywood wants a sexy dark siren, they call me. If they want a cute little blonde muffin, I am not the one. So let's celebrate our diversity and LOVE who we are as women. No matter what size we are.

Mercenary M

2009-09-03T23:27:00.000-07:00

I've had a blast the last few days. We are busy working on the Malena Collection by Alter Ego. New photos are being taken this week. We shot from 11pm to 8am last night. We shoot again tomorrow. We took over 3000 shots. It takes a lot of work to get one good shot. Miles let me borrow the robocop gun and the terminator gun, sadly the real ones stayed at home. The robocop gun is fully functional though. I kept cocking it and pulling the trigger just for fun. I will post the finished product ASAP.

It was so fun running around in the dark climbing fences and standing on skyscrapers. I even hung off the edge a little just for fun. (totally safe of course) I had my eye makeup done in CAMO! I LOVED my thigh gun holster I bought at the Army Surplus Store. Oh yeah! I am a bit of a glam tom boy I guess. Here are a few of my favorite TEST shots. We needed more light and the black lipstick didn't really work, but that's what tests are for.

Tonight I am getting ready for a BIG week ahead. Remember to have fun! Laughter is the best medicine there is. That and LOVEN! If you can have both at once, you will have created BLISS!

M

P.S. Here's another "poem" to match my mood.

Eternal Thirst

Your kiss I will remember for a thousand years.

Your soft lips I will feel on my neck every night forever.

Your touch quenches my eternal thirst and quiets my lonely heart.

Can it be true I have found my treasure?
In this superficial world I tow behind me?

I have dreamt of this day.

Never did I imagine you so angelic.

For once, it is I who is the temptress.

Can I seduce you?

Will you let me?

Your kiss tells me yes

and the beast within me awakens.

Your velvet skin begs to be touched
and with your white wings you sit beside me.

Is this where light and dark collide?

Can we survive in shades of gray?

I want to bathe in the warmth of your kiss.
I want to sleep, skin on skin,

leaving nothing to chance.

And there, in the night you will keep me.

Sappy love "poetry"

2009-08-28T00:03:00.000-07:00

I am an actress, a singer, a dork and a nerd... who happens to write really sappy love poems. I don't know if they are really poems. They are just feelings I pour out on paper. I am always in love... LOVE is something I never get tired of writing about. I guess "Happily Ever After" has always been my biggest dream. Often when I am in a strange place, I think, "Oh what these eyes have seen" and at night I think, "Oh the things I have experienced". I do get to see the best of the world...but beyond the diamonds, the modern castles and the nightlife, I dream of a white picket fence.

Being a shy girl, I don't share my inner thoughts very often. It's easier to hide behind a great script or a sexy song...but every once in a while a handsome angel will lead me out of my shell. I live for those moments. Here are a few romantic rants I thought you might like.

WANTING

You make me feel invincible and still,
I feel naked in your presence.
You already know all my secrets,
even though I haven’t said a word.
This knowing, this ache, this hunger that cannot be satisfied.
I want to hunt you.
Kiss and bite every inch of you,
never allowing you to escape from my fiery reality.
No, for this dream is mine.
You cannot run, nor will you want to,
with my naked body at your side.
Will you love me, or fear me,
in the morning light?
Will I ever be able to forget you,
stop dreaming of you?
Just remember my love,
meet me in the night.
I am always waiting, wanting and wondering about you.

I AM THE NIGHT

In the distance the beasts are howling
The wind carries their chilling song to me
I am the night and the darkness follows me
Take my fire let it burn the fears from your eyes.
For even I fear that which is behind me.
I know not the strength of that which propels me.
Sleep dearest love and I will sit and watch you, breathing like a child.
Only you can see these dark wings and not fear their grasp.

Rescued with a Kiss

Finally my dreams melt into day and I feel your lips on mine
How I wish I could disappear with you in my arms.
Your scent entices me and weakens my iron will into pure lust.
What a day to lay with you
In the silent safety of the light.
This feeling is new to me.
You beckon me from the darkness and have me crawling to seduce you,
dropping to my knees with wanting in my eyes.
To feel your body against mine even for just a moment,
is worth years without you.

Goodnight my dear hearts. May you always be in love!

Forever Malena

Ohhhh Barracuda!

2009-08-23T20:58:00.001-07:00

I had a blast singing at the "Learning to Live" charity. It was held at a beautiful house in Beverly Hills. I decided to go with the more conservative of my outfits and went with the Versace gown and my Japanese Drag Queen coat. aha haa! It was a hit and it matched the decorations perfectly. Neil Bagg, my buddy from Buchwald and Associates came. A lot of my friends made it! Nelson, George 1 and 2, Gary, Charles, Dr. Block, Miles Teves and a bunch of other people I am rudely forgetting due to my busy schedule. Thanks Rick St. George and company for producing such a fabulous party. And THANK YOU David Bickford my fabulous pianist, for saving my ass.

After a day or so of rest, I had a meeting at the Bona Venture in Downtown LA. A LOT of movies have been filmed there. Lethal Weapon, True Lies, Die Hard...the list goes on. It was a fabulous place. I could live there for a month! They have a bar that rotates 360 degrees around so you can see the whole city in an hour. It's on the 35th floor too. FABULOUS!

Then after the meeting there, I had a party to attend in Newport Beach.

I usually HATE beach parties because I am so shy and modest in a swimsuit. Yes, i know it's hard to believe but it's true. Thank god for long sarongs and rhinestone bikinis! That way no ones notices anything but the cleavage and the shoes. he hee (Funny NOTE: My arms and back are tan from all my Vegas Sun. I get tan really fast, but I rarely show my legs, sooooo I decided to airbrush my legs to match. BAD idea. Now the soles of my feet are dark brown. But, hey at least I match now...as long as no one sees under my feet.) Dork issues? YES! Those photos are on their way too.

I do love Los Angeles, but it SHOULD stay open 24/7. That is my only complaint.

Love and Elevators

Fashion Institute Party

2009-08-17T01:17:00.000-07:00

Fashion Institute of Design and Merchandising Party

Dr. Block invited me to an FIDM party Saturday. We had such a great time. I met some lovely people there including a director named Francisco I look forward to visiting with more soon.

We are such a bunch of LA posers. Ha haa! I finally met two people who out dress me...regularly! Oh WHAT FUN! I saw a few people I knew including Miles' long time friend Adriana Galvez. It was a wonderful afternoon.

Now I must get ready for my WEDNESDAY performance at the St. George Estate in Beverly Hills. It's a big Charity Event for The Tawn Mastrey Foundation. It's a fancypants deal and not open to the public, but they are filming it and recording it, so you will see it on my site ASAP. I'll be performing songs from the new HIDDEN VARIABLE Album as well as my favorite standards from the golden age of Hollywood.
Photos soon to follow, but you knew that!
Love you all!
XOXOX
Madam M

a picture worth a thousand words

2009-07-26T22:16:00.001-07:00

If a picture is worth a thousand words, I've got a loooong set of novels under my belt. Hi everyone! I just got home from Vegas.

I had a blast dressing up every day. As you know, I would LIVE in evening gowns if I could. I've felt like a princess lately with all the events I've been blessed to go to. Of course, I am always a little over dressed. But, Grunge has been out for years damn it!
I've been taking the opportunities by the horns and living it up. Thank goodness there is always a fabulous photographer around to capture the magical moments. They've taken over 25,000 photos of me since May! That reminds me, I need to update my website! I have more photos to upload, but I wanted to share these while I had the chance. More photos and rants to come! Love you all!

Being entertained at Shutters

After singing the National Anthem

Meeting with Producers at the Casa Del Mar

Red Carpet Moment

Malificent

Malena

2009-07-25T00:54:00.001-07:00

Busy Queen B

2009-07-15T22:56:00.000-07:00

Hey ya'll! I have a lot of updates to do. Lots of photos to upload and events to write about. Sleeping has become non existent this summer, but I couldn't be happier. I've been leaving the house at 6 am and getting home at 10pm, only to leave again for the evening events and return at dawn. I've gotten great shots at sun rise...well, the photographers have taken great shots at dawn. I just happened to be there. (You know I can't take a photo to save my life!)

Thank god for kiss proof lipstick. I can eat and do shoots and it is still perfect 12 hours later. I've been power napping a few times a week from 8 am to 9. ha haaaa It's a HUGE blessing for me to be busy and working on such fun projects. I am in creative corporate bliss right now. I know I am gushhhhhhhhing with "WEHOOOO"-ness.

Lately, I am so busy going places and doing events I haven't had time to WRITE about all the cool stuff. So until I crash in late August, photos will have to do. hee heeeee

Things are going well. I can't complain. My blog updates have suffered a bit. Sorry about that, but I'm glad to get more footage and the out takes are so funny you will die laughing IF you ever actually see them. ha haa no you will!

My associate Nelson has offered to go through all the new photos and pick the best ones so I can post them. THANK YOU Mr. Drake, savior of Nocturna's Universe!

Thanks for stopping by everyone. I love this crazy life. Every time I get to talk to one of you, it is always a blessing.

Miss you madly,

Malena

National Anthem

2009-07-05T20:33:00.000-07:00

I was very blessed to sing our National Anthem on the 4th of July. Twice no less.

http://www.popmodal.com/video/2876/4th-of-July-Independence-Day

Here is the first video, taken by Jeffers Dodge for http://www.popmodal.com/

Thank you Mr. Dodge for the opportunity! God Bless America!

Here I am at the Block Institute. I wore a 1939 American Flag. I couldn't be happier.

I have many many photos to upload in the next 24 hours. They took some great shots on the roof with the fireworks in the background, etc. It was so exciting. When I get my second, or third wind I'll tell you all about it. I hope you all had a fabulous day yesterday.

Happy 4th of July

2009-07-03T16:18:00.000-07:00

Today, I've decided to relax for once and decorate some sugar cookies for the 4th of July Parties tomorrow. No, I don't have time to bake them this year, just slap on some frosting..but hey it's the thought that counts.

When I was younger I was not as patriotic as I am now. After traveling the globe, I realized regardless of the state of our country, it's OURS. Sometimes things get worse before they get better. Sometimes we have to see the bad before knowing how to fix it. We have to hang in there and FOCUS our energy on taking care of our OWN people, then we can save the world.
Just like on an airplane, you put your mask on first, then your child's.

We need to love our old flag and take care of each other. So many people come here and bust their asses for the freedoms we poo poo in the press every day. We whine about this and that, but we have it sooo much better than so many people in other parts of the world. Tomorrow, I ask you to put your hand over your heart and be thankful for what we have. REGARDLESS of how you feel about the president of the moment or the wars or the economy, we are still here damn it and we are Americans! We are all immigrants, we are all part of a great experiment called the United States of America. Because we chose to stay here, that means we are all stubborn optimists or we would have gone back to our home country generations ago.

Tomorrow, I'll be singing the National Anthem in my wonder woman cape and red gown for a Hollywood Party. Thank GOODNESS it will be taped so my Mom can see it. Everyone knows singing that song has been a dream of mine for years. Today a Hollywood Party, next year, the Dallas Cowboys Playoffs in my Wonder Woman costume. Seriously...we are planning for it. So, Happy 4th of July. Hold your head up high. We will make it through this recession and be better than ever. We've done it before and we'll do it again. Americans NEVER give up!

Nocturna Out Takes

2009-06-22T23:00:00.000-07:00

Here are a few out takes that Teresa Parker put to music for me. We had a blast messing around with the camera after the real shoot.

Birthday Benelli

2009-06-19T08:58:00.000-07:00

I've been singing, shooting big guns, and filming none stop. Doing three projects at once wasn't the most brilliant idea I've had but man, I've had so much fun! My new motto is,
You can sleep when you are dead.

I have to catch you all up on everything I am doing, but as usual time is short. Thank goodness "a picture is worth a thousand words". I have over 1500 new photos to look though, and new out takes to post of me being a dork after they say CUT..Yes, Hoser moments always happen! I even had our friend film me shooting my favorite forbidden toy, a Semi-Automatic Shot Gun.

Nothing beats the smell of gun powder and leather, except maybe Night Vision Video Cameras.

The Night Vision Camera was the coolest thing ever. Something about my eyes and my coloring make everything look really scary. Most people's eyes and hair change color, but Nocturna always stays the same. You will love those shots when they come out. I have a Non Disclosure Agreement now, so I can't tell you anything else about the show except that it's paranormal and scary as hell. I scared myself watching MYSELF! I had to call a friend on the way home from the shoot. hahaa Crazy! And it was all real.

Then it was off to the LACMA for the Yale Alumni Party, then to Dr. Susan Block's Radio show and birthday party. I about died on the mic. Me? Talk about sexy things? All I could do was giggle. I'll find the audio off Twitter and link it, then you'll giggle too.

Thanks for the Happy Birthday Wishes. The Party will continue all weekend I'm sure. Many many more photos to follow. 7 CD's worth need uploading!

Filming at the Dresden Tuesday

2009-06-09T18:19:00.000-07:00

I had a wonderfully fun interview today for a documentary on Sexuality. I giggled all the way through it. I am so much Snow White in this category, unless you lock the door and then... lord have mercy!

Ahhh. Anyway, They will be filming me sing next Tuesday night. Come on down if you live close. I'll be singing my sexy songs from the 40's like Stardust, Deep Purple, and a few sassy ones like Fever. There will be photographers there too, so it will be fun...and of course I will be wearing my gowns and diamonds.

Dresden Room Restaurant

1760 N Vermont Ave,

Los Angeles, CA

(323) 924-8841

10pm to whenever they get sick of my sappy love songs!

I'd love to see you all, and the film crew would love a packed house.

XOXO

The Calm before the Storm!

2009-06-04T09:08:00.001-07:00

The first film crew will be here at 11am today. I won't be coming up for air until after the 19th. I have three projects I am currently working on. A pilot for a TV series, a documentary and a reality show. Thankfully, I know the material for the series and the other two I am just myself. (wonder how they will handle that?)

I do get to shoot a real gun this time. I hate prop guns. It just isn't the same. So, I'm stoked! I love shooting the action scenes! The love scenes will be a lot of work, but give me a gun and a target and I'm ready to roll. I got to pick the boy I'm doing the scene with, which helps. I'm a little nervous about it though. This is the first time I have done a real love scene. PRAY....for...me! ahhhhhhh!

I got a bunch of new photos from DOMCON that I will be posting on the shopping site. This is my favorite. NO photoshop needed, just a great angle and a snapshot camera. My eyes always go red. I love it.

I can't wait to show the wardrobe people all my new Alter Ego Couture. They asked if I wanted "help" with my clothing for the reality series. I told them to come over and look before they purchased anything. I can't wait to see the look on their faces when they see my dressing room, which has now turned into The Leather Room. I've got crazy superhero outfits in spades. Normal clothes, ahhh not so much. Thank goodness I am not in a profession where I am required to be normal. haa haa

I'll be sure to get some fun footage for you of behind the scenes. Talk to you all when I come up for air. And yes, I do have to remember to ACT sexy. Looking sexy can easily be achieved with a little eyeliner, but ACTING sexy is another thing. Wish the dork nerd princess good luck!

Your betty crocker superhero assassin,

Malena

Monster Palooza part 2

2009-06-01T16:49:00.000-07:00

The sculpture of Brad Pitt on the cover of Makeup magazine was done by Miles Teves. He created Meg Muckelbones for Legend at age 19. Some fine artist sculpted a life size version for the show!

This dynamic life size "Frank" was created by our friend Mike Hill. Every hair and vein was perfect. It even felt like real skin! I couldn't believe how life like it was.

This guy with the masks made my favorite little monster at the show. The gremlin wolf next to Miles is the cutest thing in the world. I want him for my front room! He owns http://www.splatterfx.net/

Ok, now I'm off to work on a documentary about "Sexuality in the USA"

They will be interviewing me and filming me sing. Fun stuff. I'll have to remember to be sexy. (shh! Wish me luck!)

Monsters and Makeup,

Malena

Monster Palooza!

2009-05-30T14:27:00.000-07:00

http://www.rubberroom101.com/monsterpalooza09/

Monster Palozza is a film and horror convention that is going on right now at the Marriott in Burbank. We went last tonight and had a blast. I am nursing a cold, so everyone thought I had a sexy Kathleen Turner voice. Ha! Afrin saved the day.

I took tons of photos which I will post ASAP. It was great to see all our friends and look at the LIFE size monsters in the Museum they set up. This wonderful agent guy let me get behind the ropes and take photos with some of the creatures. Yes, I laid down under the life sized Were Wolf and played dead AND stuck my head in Jaws' mouth. Hey, You only live once!

Miles Teves' work was everywhere and I knew a lot of people there. It's been a while since I was at a convention where I wasn't working in some way. I got to dress up and just hang out. It was sooo fun.

I'm going back Sunday to see everyone. Margo Kidder is there too! Miles saw her last night. I didn't get to talk to her, so I will be bold. I am usually not a big fangirl but there are some people I can't help but GUSH over. She's one of them.

Hope you are all having a great weekend! Photos coming up once things settle down. You've heard that before and again soon I'm sure!

Monsters and Movies,

Malena

______________________________________________

UPDATE: Sunday_

Here are some fun shots from Friday. It took all of my nerve to stand by JAWS. It's so silly how afraid you can get of a sculpture. That movie freaked me out soo bad as a little girl.

The below photo is of a booth all about Vampira. I found out about her and Betty Page in college. She was a huge influence on my gothic self, even more than Betty because she had clothes on and was more glamorous and scary, like me. Finally I felt a little less strange looking with my amazon proportions. ha ha. Now I don't mind at all that I look this way. In fact, I am growing to like it! Self acceptance is the key to a happy soul!

Here is a Life Sized Meg Muckelbones from Legend. Miles first real movie he designed characters for. Someone did a wonderful job in her. I'll find out who today while I'm there.

Now I'm off to get laced up...again!

2009-05-26T23:33:00.001-07:00

Signs of Exhaustion

2009-05-23T00:28:00.000-07:00

I'm doing a bunch more fashion stuff this weekend with Alter Ego. All the fancy Fetish women and men are wearing our stuff for the Bondage Ball this weekend. Someone appropriately called me the Goth Betty Crocker this week. Yes, You have no IDEA how true that is.

I have HUNDREDS of photos to upload, more videos, more stories and 3 more events to "take over" this weekend. It's fulfilling to see people like our work. But I can't wait to sleep for a week. Well, ok, 2 days.

Karolyn sent me a HUGE box of new couture. All the models and performers are coming to get fitted. Thank GOD for Andrew Peterson and Nelson Drake. I would still be asleep on the floor in my booth if it wasn't for them. They are saving me. Set Decorators WE LOVE YOU!

I picked 2 superhero-esque outfits for the 2 big nights coming up. I have to set a good example for my Fairy God daughters, so I can't go as crazy as some of the Bunnies out here, but I do have a thigh gun holster that ROCKS! AND it fits under my buckled skirt. I am imagining going to my shooting range wearing that outfit. (I'd be arrested...for accused...?)

So, I just wanted to check in with everyone and say I'm sorry I haven't have to time answer your emails and I love you all to pieces. My fan mail form seems to have the cyber flu, so email me with your email and address and I'll add you to the list.

My day starts at 6:45 tomorrow, so I'll keep you posted on the superhero assassin outfit. Wehooo. I asked Teves Design Studio if I could borrow some knives. Miles said, "You do NOT want to use that one if you don't know what you are doing!" Guess I chose a nice real one. Now to find the bladerunner gun!

I think I have developed ADHD from all the tea I've been drinking to stay awake. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh yeah uploading photos.

Alter Ego Fashion Show Videos

2009-05-15T06:04:00.000-07:00

Good Lord!

2009-05-12T22:53:00.000-07:00

NEVER, NEVER in my entire life have I seen more beautiful women in one place as I did at DOMCON. We love you Miss January and Goddess Sativa!

We are finally finished loading out. Now I get to eat and rest. I will have loads of photos and fun stories from the event. We had such a great time and everyone was so helpful and sweet. I even got to do a little kickboxing...more on that later.

Email the photos and videos everyone!

We would love to post them. This is my crew, Gerardo (the male model of Alter Ego), Nelson (my producer) and Andrew (The enforcer).

malena@malenateves.com

BTW, I don't sing at Monty's till the 27th of May. So, no worries there.

Come and see me!

2009-05-05T08:32:00.000-07:00

http://www.domconla.com/ is this weekend. I've never done a DOM CON before, but I can't wait to show off all my new designs! Alter Ego Couture is shipping thousands of new corsets, dresses and other "sassy" stuff to the LAX Hilton. The vending booth is open 11am-7pm Friday through Sunday.

We are lucky to have Gerardo Zambrano and Goddess Sativa modeling for us, and I, the Queen of Dorkness will be there the entire time.

We will have lots of sales and couture items. I will have my laptop and take lots of photos for you. Also, some lucky LaMie fan club winner will be getting something fabulous at the end of the con. Yes, that means you.

I'm getting ready to manage 2 fashion shows, one is Friday at 6:00pm and Saturday 4:30pm. Come and hang out with us. My friend said,

"Malena you are the only Betty Crocker in the world who wears leather"

True. So, I have a lot of work to do. Please know I will answer your emails, I am just very busy with these shows until Monday. Then Wednesday the 13th is my singing gig at MONTY'S at 8:30pm in Woodland Hills. NO COVER!

5371 Topanga Canyon Blvd. Woodland Hills, CA 91364

(818) 716-9736

I will be singing with a fabulous piano player, David Bickford, in my evening gowns. It will be a Jessica Rabbit night for sure. Come down and dance the night away. WOW! I feel like I need to add a calendar to my site or something. BUSY BUSY BUSY!

Love and Leather and Music,

Malena

Tired and Happy

2009-04-26T18:33:00.000-07:00

Before singing last night I had a quick ass kicking in the morning from Mr. Lau at the park. I am paying for my "active" lifestyle today. Whooo Lord! Muscles are sore where I didn't know I had muscles, like inside my ribs when I breathe. I am having difficulty picking up a grocery bag.

I did my best to stay awake to sing at my new favorite place last night. Thankfully as the sun sets, Nocturna awakes and I go 210 miles an hour, regardless of how tired I was 2 hours before. I asked a friend if I was too goth in my lace pants and corset. She said, "Ah, just the fact you are asking that, questions your ability to know the meaning of normal." So, I dressed down.

These guys behind me were nice enough to let me sing with them sight unseen. We had never met and did not know what they were playing. We had about 10 minutes to figure it out. They did me a huge favor. After I learned TODAY they played at the House of Blues and with BB King, Ray Charles and Bonnie Raitt I hope I was gracious enough. It's always a blessing to work with people better than you.

Singing and Dancing is something I have always done. Although I don't make a full time career out of singing, it has always been a HUGE part of my life. Yes, right now if you were here you'd see me singing "Mustang Sally" and dancing like Prince's Girls. When I sing I wear all the cool ALTER EGO and TEVES DESIGN STUDIO stuff I could NEVER get away with other wise. If I dress down, I am still as audacious as pre-corporate Vegas. I was a crow in another life. I had a chance to wear my "dominatrix" boots last night. Texas was the first time those bad boys hit the pavement, so I thought I'd break them in!

I'll Sing for you Baby!

2009-04-25T14:01:00.000-07:00

I went and sang at a local club on Tuesday. Singing is my release, the thing I do for fun no matter where I am. I love it, even when no one is listening.

After the last album I sang on, The Hidden Variable, I have wanted to get into a live music setting and sing some jazz and blues in addition to LaM and THV songs.

This place is really nice. Everyone made me feel so welcome. I sang FEVER and thought of Lorraine on her Violin. I wished she was there to back me up. That girl can really control a crowd.

Here are a few photos from last night. This girl Che saved me. She was so fun to hang out with! I call her Miss America because she is so damn cute and everyone loved her! This is Jeff, he's a NFL dude turned corporate attorney. I told him we HAVE to spar! I don't think any girl has ever asked him that before. he hee

Tonight should be a hoot. Once I'm hooked up, I'll video the performances for you just for shits and giggles.

Table Reading

2009-04-15T10:58:00.000-07:00

Kitty really knows how to put a party together...I mean a "table reading".

Her friend is trying to get a script off the ground and she asked me to read one of the parts. She had some great people there. I always enjoy reading a script out loud with other actors. Acting is so rewarding and fun. I am always working on something. Even when I am not "hired" to do a film, I work on a script to keep my skills sharp.

This is Dan. He played my husband. What a cutie! He looks like he could be my brother!

This is Red. She met us at the Drawing Room after. She's so beautiful and put together. I always feel like a little grounding around her. Welcome HOME Ms. Biondo!

This is the producer Rod and one of the "biker dudes" Skip. You can see how we tormented him with Silliness. The script was so funny and a "psychological thriller" at the same time. Really good work! More details when it's legal!

Here I am at the end of the night. I was so ready to fall asleep.

Tomorrow is a big day. Have a great weekend everyone! I'll keep you posted about the upcoming events, as usual. Thanks to all the models who have signed up for the upcoming show. We'll have a blast...we always do as you can see!

Love and Silliness,

Malena

Bello Ragazzo

2009-04-11T11:48:00.000-07:00

Thanks to Kitty's friends, Rod, Skip and her lover Drew, Boardner's wasn't boring. All the girls were working so it was just me and the boys. Here's Skip proving that Amazons can be overthrown!

I signed one model for the men's line. This is Gerardo. He is such a sweetheart too...very professional! Now all I have to do is look as buff as he does for the shoots coming up! Dear Lord that is a frightening thought.

We are still working on the women's line models so email me if you are interested. malena@malenateves.com

Malena Collection Model CALL

2009-04-06T17:55:00.000-07:00

Hey girls and boys! I'm signing a few models to work for Alter Ego in the new divisions. (left side of the website)I will be at Boardner's tomorrow night at 8:30 with samples and model release forms. We have a few photo shoots and conventions for Alter Ego Couture and The Malena Collection coming up. They are always so fun. So come out and party with us. We'll be taking photos so dress sexy...and wear black.

Here's the address:

1652 North Cherokee Ave

Hollywood, California

21 & Over with ID

Phone: 323.462.9621

Kitty will be coming and we'll have a blast, so stop by. For all my friends outside LA, we'll take photos for you and have lots of stories to tell! This is a photo from last summer's Malena Collection/Bogdenoff show.

Costumes for Malena

2009-03-27T20:31:00.000-07:00

Some jobs I have to play it straight and other jobs I get to be a completely different person. This year Alter Ego Couture is expanding into gowns and Hollywood Costumes like Warrior Wear, Chain Mail, etc. I'm the lucky geek who gets to "pull it off" at some cons this year.

I figure if I wear a TON of makeup and eyelashes, no one will notice the huge nerd huddling in the spandex fishnets. It's a weak plan, but it's all I've got. It takes a lot for me to be "sassy". I am usually a giggling chubby geek in sweats and oddly matched socks so, black eyeliner hides a LOT! The more makeup I wear, the older and sexier I look. I've been in "college girl" TV mode for so long it will be fun to "get out my goth" for the weekend. Especially if I can wear a rhinestone superhero mask. Yeah!

The first con is:

May 6th -10th, 2009
The Los Angeles Hilton Hotel LAX
Los Angeles Airport
5711 West Century Blvd., Los Angeles, CA 90045
310.410.4000

UPDATE!!!! We will be having a fashion show. Email if you are interested in modeling. We need men and women!
malena@malenateves.com

The State of the World

2009-03-23T20:13:00.001-07:00

The economy seems to be affecting everyone in one way or another. With all the money our government has spent in corporate bail outs, we could have paid off all our mortgages, improved our schools and wiped out the Homeless problem.

My older friend recently told me about how Nixon was impeached and why. I was surprised that's "all" he did...spying on Americans. The powers that be have been getting away with that as long as I've been alive. But people were more aware back then. They weren't so brainwashed with TV and Advertising Campaigns.

If we want to change things, it's up to us. NOBODY in Washington is going to do it for us. I wish they would, but there's too many cooks in the kitchen. We have to stand up for what we believe in, EVEN IF IT'S DANGEROUS. We have to speak up when something is wrong, even if no one agrees. That's what the 60's and 70's were about. People were ready to die for what they believed in.

As Americans, we are spoiled and lazy. The corporate pirates know this and count on it to get their agendas passed and keep making money. They know we are uneducated and stupid. We bitch about gas prices, yet many of us drive huge SUV's. In order for things to really change in this country, we have to live with less, A LOT less.

Americans used to make things. Now, we buy from China like everyone else. No one sews or mends their own clothes. No one even knows how anymore. No one walks either. So many of us are getting "lap bands" and liposuction when so many people in the world have NOTHING to eat. So here we sit in our comfy American homes bitching about the state of the world. Well, we have to get ourselves out of this mess. We have to plant gardens, conserve water like it's gold, and learn to live more simply. Otherwise, we are just a bunch of consumers allowing ourselves to be programmed by the media. We have no one to blame but ourselves. Now let's get to work!

Drac Studios Cyber Tour

2009-03-13T21:41:00.000-07:00

Greg Cannom, three time Oscar Winner and owner of Drac Studios,was nice enough to let me take some photos the other day when I stopped by to say hello. I thought you all might want to see the inside of a Hollywood Special FX Shop. This is where Benjamin Buttons, The Passion of the Christ, Bram Stoker's Dracula, Pirates of the Caribbean, The Watchmen and many other blockbuster movies effects and costumes were made.

Here's the robot baby from Ben Buttons. It felt SO real...freakishly real. Silicone feels just like baby skin. The inside is a bunch of wires and metal. You can see a little of the other robot on the bottom left.

Here's the beast from Dracula.

I was geeking out at all the cool stuff! Many of the characters were designed by our own Miles Teves. I felt honored to stand next to these monsters, knowing who thought them up.

This wig is FABULOUSSSS! I am going to ask to borrow it for the next costume party I'm invited to. I have just the dress to match believe it or not.

This little beast is from Van Helsing I think. I wanted to take him home so bad. I have a soft spot for bat-like creatures.

And just when you thought things couldn't get any weirder, here's a Rasta Caterpillar, designed by Martin Astles. He's unbelievably funny. I call him Martin the Wiesel.

Here's some unlucky fellow. He felt TOO real for my comfort zone.

And last but not least, I can't forget my favorite "Cotton Candy Monster"! I have a deep love for muppets and all things cute and silly. This Dude was as tall as I was. I was waiting for him to start talking he was so darling! Notice the gold spandex speedo.

I had a great day. I hope you enjoy the photos.

Monsters and Magic,

Madame M

P.S. Here's the poster of the strange dude I talked about in the comment section. This is a real person who is NOT wearing a costume, believe it or not.